Ninth Clue - [Audio]

[huragokwhistler]

So uh.

I was wondering if someone could pick me up and take me back to base.
Just curious.

[Because he's a chip. Sitting on the ground outside a teleporter.
Other than that he's having a great time, though.]

Comments

[howkickassiam]

...You don't have legs?

[huragokwhistler]

Yeah, that's the funny thing about being a hologram. [The fun of being an AI!]

So how are you?

[howkickassiam]

...Holy shit, did you get stuck as an AI?

[ y so many of you guys ffff ]

Uh. Human?

[huragokwhistler]

Yeah. It's... not so bad. Aside from the having to be carried around.

[That part is kind of embarrassing.]

I'm sure you've heard already, but I'd avoid teleporters for a while.

[howkickassiam]

Yeah, the posts of "oh god what am I!" have kinda helped to enforce that.

[ wry. ]

You holding up okay 'sides that?

[huragokwhistler]

Looks like the entire station's lost it again, huh?

[Yes, he's amused by this.]

Yeah. I mean geeze, I finally found out how to program the microwave clock. And I can set my own holographic avatar. What's not to love?

[howkickassiam]

Aaaand, no one is surprised, haha.

[ he's grinning, though. ]

Might be biased with the whole 'my best friend is an ai' thing, but I agree.

[huragokwhistler]

Nope. Just another week on Sacrosanct.

[He's chuckling.]

Hey, that's the best bias to have. [Though he might be biased.]

[howkickassiam]

[ snorts ]

Could be a whole hell of a lot worse.

[huragokwhistler]

[So much grinning. If only you could see it. But even his hologram is wearing a helmet.]

Definitely could be, yeah.