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2 ♠ VIDEO ==> shitty filter to pinkhair!Dave (seriously just hack that shit)

May 09, 2011 19:06

[It's definitely Jack's voice, but the video isn't aimed at him. The only thing visible is a strange broken helmet, sitting on a rock at what appears to be a beach. Nice job cleaning up after yourself, Dave.]

So how long did you think you could hide from me this time, kid? I'm not a fucking idiot. I know you're here, so why don't you stop being ( Read more... )

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[no post] puppetfetishist May 9 2011, 23:52:26 UTC

[... hacks this shit. Oh yes does he ever. And is he trying to ping a location trace on Jack? Yes he is.]

[no post] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 01:39:42 UTC

[yep, Jack cannot computer so that trace is no problem! Bro now has the coordinates for Jack's lovely beach home in Garden Zone 13.]

[no post -> action] puppetfetishist May 10 2011, 01:44:37 UTC

[He has no Lil Cal anymore (DAMMIT JACK). But he does have a nice generic kind of Raggedy Andy puppet he's been working on to keep his hands busy. So he is coming by to pay you a visit, Jack.

Or rather Lil Andy is. Man, how did that get in the corner of your tent?]

[action] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 01:53:41 UTC

[jesus christ bro STOP BEING SUCH A CREEPER sdfhdg

Sorry Lil Andy, you're getting kicked out the minute Jack notices you. He is now extremely jumpy and paranoid. The puppets are conspiring against him.]

[action] puppetfetishist May 10 2011, 01:54:58 UTC

[NO NEVER.

Sorry Jack, Andy is back in your tent, now draped over whatever you use as a sleeping space. LOOK AT HIS FACE IT IS CUTE AND ADORABLE.]

[action] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 02:01:41 UTC

[welp okay

This time he grabs the puppet and stomps out of his tent to yell.] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, ASSHOLE?!

[PUPPETS ARE CREEPY OKAY he can kind of guess it's Bro, though. I mean seriously, who else is a ninja with an obsession with puppets around here?]

[action] puppetfetishist May 10 2011, 02:03:38 UTC

[Bro stands still juuust long enough to be seen at the top of a nearby dune... broken helmet in hand.]

In your tent, riflin through your shit. Or I was thirty seconds ago.

[And then - where the fuck did he go SHIT ]

[action] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 02:08:06 UTC

[hsf how the hell, not fair. Jack doesn't like not being able to see this guy. He is now standing guard over his tent, as useless as it is. At least he keeps all his weapons hidden on him instead of out in the open.

...Except the crossbow thing, but that looks like such an awkward weapon so maybe Bro will overlook it? He needs his plan b goddamnit.]

Mind your own shit, Strider! What the fuck do you want?!

[action] puppetfetishist May 10 2011, 02:12:25 UTC

[Hi, Jack, Bro is now invading your personal space, mostly because he's pretty fucking sure that while he can't outrun your bullets if you actually get a sight on him, he can out-dodge your pointy objects. Seriously he's like RIGHT THERE. ]

I'd really like it if you'd be so fucking kind as to not threaten my kid over the network.

[action] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 02:24:49 UTC

[You say that like he wouldn't shoot Bro at point-blank range. But, well, you bought him beer, so his weapons are staying hidden for now. He's just going to settle on sticking a hand in his pocket, just in case.

Jack sneers, shrugging like a huge douchey cock.] Already told you before, Strider, only got a problem with the one who fucked me over. He's not your kid. He's not even human.

So what happened to that thing about there only being two Daves, huh? [you lied to him and he is suspicious at you forever again]

[action] puppetfetishist May 10 2011, 02:29:51 UTC

Let's see. Guy who just killed me twice pops up and goes HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A KID WITH PINK HAIR AND HORNS, SO I CAN MURDER HIM. You think I'm gonna tell a guy like that where the kid is? Yeah, sure, that's totally a good plan. While I'm at it, why don't I mainline Jagermiester with a bottle of Valium and then lay down on some train tracks?

Also, station keeps bringing 'em in. There's four, now. [NO REASON NOT TO TELL HIM THAT AT THIS POINT.] Tomorrow there could be fucking eighty of them.

[action] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 02:35:28 UTC

[The idea of eighty Daves kills his brain for about five seconds. ohgod the horror

Then he snaps out of it and goes back to scowling like an angry motherfucker, as is his default.]

Fine, not like I was expecting you to tell me that shit anyway. Doesn't change the fact that taking that kid in is a fucking bad idea. You've got no clue what you're dealing with here.

[action] puppetfetishist May 10 2011, 02:37:57 UTC

I've already got twelve murderous little dipshits. I'll take my chances with a thirteenth. And if you're right, it's my funeral; what the hell do you care?

[action] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 02:41:24 UTC

I don't. Just thought you might want to know Invimanus have a tendency to murder their fucking families.

[action] puppetfetishist May 10 2011, 02:48:31 UTC

Pretty sure it's still my problem, and I'm getting kinda used to the whole martyr thing. If you're right, you can tell me that you fucking told me so when I walk back through the teleporter.

...

But until them, stay the fuck away from my kid.

[action] sfx_balls May 10 2011, 02:56:08 UTC

[OH WELL, jack says, I GUESS I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP AND GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

except no because fuck you.]

Your funeral. Sorry, but I can't make that promise. The second I find your little pink prick, he's dead.

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