004: [text] get this party started
HeEeEy SaCrOsAnCt BrOs AnD sIsSeSeSeSeS hAhAhA oR wHaTeVeR.
lOoKs To Be AlL tHaT eVeRyOnE's AlL bEiNg GoTtEn ThEiR cHiLl RiGhT tHe FuCk BaCk On.
WhIcH iS bAsIcAlLy tHe MoThErFuCkInG bItChTiTs SeEiNg As EvErYoNe AlL nOt BeInG hAvInG tHeIr ChIlL wAs AlL aT kInDa ShItTy.
So AnYwAy I wAs AlL aT fIgUrInG wE sHoUlD bE aLl AbOuT uP aNd HaViNg OuR mAdWiCkEd BaKiNg PaRtY lIkE rIgHt AlL tHe FuCk NoW oR sOoN lIkE.
lIkE aLl UhH, bEfOrE aNy WeIrD sHiT's AlL aBoUt GoInG dOwN aGaIn.
So ThAt'S aLl At BeInG tAvBrO, nEpEtA aNd I tHiNk VaUlTiE aNd ThE kAyLeE hUmAn WhO wErE aLl WiTh ThE wAnTiNg To Be AlL mAkInG tHiS bAkInG pArTy AlL aT gO dOwN.
sO yOu AlL mOtHeRfUcKeRs ShOuLd AlL bE lEtTiNg Me KnOW wHeN tO aLl Be StArTiNg ThIs SiCk sHiT.
wE aRe MaKiNg ThIs ShIt HaPpEn, MoThErFuCkEr!
HoNk HoNk :o)
Oh FuCk I aLmOsT fOrGoT sOmEtHiNg AlL kInDa ImPoRtAnT!
sO i GuEsS sOmE wEiRd AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg TiMe MiRaClEs WeRe AlL bEiNg LiKe, FuCk We ShOuLd AlL aT bE hApPeNnInG uP iN tHiS bItCh.
So ThRoUgH tHe MiRaClE oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs I gUeSs, ThErE's AlL tO bE aNoThEr FuCkInG mE aLl BeInG hErE aNd ShIt.
AlL aT fUcKiNg CoNfUsInG bUt FuCk YoU cAn'T aLl Be QuEsTiOnInG tHaT sHiT yOu KnOw?
SoMeTiMeS mIrAcLeS aRe AlL aT pUlLiNg SoMe MoThErFuCkInG uNeXpEcTeD sHiT aNd AlL, hAhA.
aNd YoU jUsT aLl GoTtA bE cHiLl AnD rOlL wItH iT, yO.
aNyWaY yOu AlL aT bEtTeR bE aLl NiCe To OtHeR mE!
oR i'Ll AlL aT hAvE tO pUlL oUt ThE sIcK mOtHeRfUcKiNg FiRes.
HoNk!
UhHhH hEy AgAiN mEbRo.
So I tHiNk We ShOuLd AlL aT bE tO sItTiNg In A pIlE sOmEwHeRe AnD bE tO gEtTiNg OuR tAlK oN aNd ShIt.
iF yOu LiKe AlL mOtHeRfUcKiNg WaNt To AnD aLl.
We CoUlD aLl At TeLl StOrIeS oVeR a PiE oR sOmE sHiT hAhA.
oR yOu KnOw WhAtEvEr YoU'rE aLl BeInG wAnTiNg.
AnD yOu CaN aLl At CoMe To ThE bAkInG pArTy CaUsE iT's GoNnA bE tHe MoThErFuCkInG bItChTiTs.
:o)