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REPORT IN, ASSHOLES.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
( locked to: SOLLUX CAPTOR in the most pathetic manner imaginable, you could not lock this shit worse )
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
( locked to: SOLLUX CAPTOR in the most pathetic manner imaginable, you could not lock this shit worse )
good to see you survived!
and all that without tea and scones, pretty well done!
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REGARDLESS OF MY SANITY LEVEL, MY SHEER LEVELS OF KICKASS LEADERSHIP AND AWESOME SKILLS WOULD KEEP ME ALIVE.
I AM A BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL.
I AM THE CREATOR OF WORLDS.
I AM KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS.
AND AT LAST, DEAR DUMBASS, THE WORLD WAS SILENT.
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i finally learned your name!!
so it's karkat fucking vantas, is it?
do forgive me for ever doubting you, karkat fucking vantas!
i am truly in the presence of something amazing
:-D
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CRY, COMIC SANS.
PEE YOUR PANTS.
YOU WILL NEVER FACE ANYONE AS POWERFUL OR ANGRY AS YOU ARE NOW.
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i'm camille!
don't worry, i painted it on my cafe so you won't forget
and so you can find it easier!
since i know you'll come eventually :-)
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KEEP WAITING.
I'LL DEFINITELY BE BY SOON.
THERE'S NO WAY I'D NOT GO FOR SOME SHITTY TEA.
ESPECIALLY WHEN INVITED BY SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW
IN A PLACE WHERE IT'S FACT THAT SHIT IS TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE AT ALL TIMES.
I WANT ME SOME GODDAMN TEA.
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for one thing, a cafe is a very public place! it's right in the middle of zone 1
if i was going to kill someone i wouldn't do it there!
sully the floors of my lovely space cafe, that would just be terrible
and second, i don't kill people!
at least not as a general rule
you know you want some calming tea, karkat fucking vantas!
don't deny it!
powers, you could probably go through my entire supply of chamomile and still be cranky LOL!
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WITHOUT THEM, I WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST.
WAY TO BE A JACKASS.
YOU'VE PRETTY MUCH EXPLAINED HOW YOU'RE GOING TO WIPE MY THINKPAN CLEAN WITH THE POWER OF UNHOLY TEA.
WHICH, AS I WILL CONTEND, IS WORSE THAN BEING MURDERED IN YOUR STUPID CAFE.
I DON'T FUCKING APPRECIATE IT.
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i didn't mean to imply that i would change who you are!
LOL if tea could actually do it i think the humans in my world would be a fair bit more interested in it!
you know, i do also have coffee, if you're so opposed to the idea of tea.
and hot chocolate!
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NOT FUCKING HAPPENING.
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EVERYONE LOVES HOT CHOCOLATE
OH DEAR NOW IT'S CAPITALIZED AGAIN
BUT WAIT IT WAS THIS Button here wasn't it oh there we go!
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MY GREATEST SETS ME APART FROM THE VARIOUS NOOKSUCKERS AND IDIOTS WHO ENJOY BULLSHIT CHOCOLATE.
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
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what is even wrong with you?
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LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO REEVALUATE THAT STATEMENT.
"WHAT IS EVEN WRONG WITH YOU?"
YOU BEING ME IN THIS SITUATION.
AND THE ONE ASKING BEING YOU IN THIS SITUATION.
THERE ARE ABOUT NINETY MILLION DIFFERENT POINTS I COULD LIST ADDRESSING THE WRONGNESS OF THAT QUESTION AND ITS CONTEXT.
NINETY MILLION AND ONE.
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how can you have never had chocolate?
this must be remedied immediately!
where are you right now?
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SINCE I'M HAVING TO PUT UP WITH YOU.
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