AUDIO;

[poisonousflame]

I take a little vacation, and look what I come back to.

[Silence. Then a heavy sigh before he continues.]

Is there anyone out there who's not completely outta their mind that can maybe explain a little of this mess?

Anyone.

Anyone at all.

Comments

[audio]

[notjelly]

People going crazy is pretty much all there is to it!

[Her tone becomes decidedly less chipper.] And there are monsters running around...oni-agnan I think.

[audio]

[poisonousflame]

That's not terribly reassuring, but alright.

[Axel's tone remains casual, if slightly deadpan. He's not worried about any of this. It's just an inconvenience.]

"Oni-agnan"?*

[ ooc ; * Axel speaks Japanese! I do not! So if that's something he should have known (jalsdf cannot find translation of the second part), just lemme know. He could totes be asking for clarification. Totes. :|;; ]

[audio]

[notjelly]

Really? Why in the world wouldn't it be? Hu hu hu!

Hmm, yes, oni-agnan. Monsters from my world.

[ooc: oh lol i'm sorry i should have clarified or something jfkdlsaj. it's not japanese! it just sounds like it lmao. it's from a language native to her world so it's basically made up >> Though he's totes free to comment on how the first part=ogre/monster etc! lolol language confusion]

[audio]

[poisonousflame]

Huh. First part's familiar. Second part, not so much.

What kinda monsters are they?

[ ooc ; NO PROBLEM! Fff sorry about that. ;;; And hell yes language confusionnnnn. \o/ ]

Video;

[originaljoe]

People 're goin' crazy and we've got some sort a alien zombies runnin' 'round.

Think that 'bout covers it.

audio;

[poisonousflame]

Crazy people and zombies.

Boy, sounds like a real winning combo.

video;

[originaljoe]

I'm just glad I'm far from all this ruckus. Others 'round here probably know more about what's goin' on than I do.

audio;

[poisonousflame]

Starting to sound like far from is the best place to be in this.

Voice;

[eighttotwelve]

[He'll do his best to ignore the fact that you sound an awful like Kolyat.]

A statue in zone eight is causing insanity and mutations in corpses that causes them to become monstrosities.

It would be best to fortify yourself somewhere.

Voice;

[poisonousflame]

This is all being caused by a statue?

[He only sounds incredulous for a moment.]

Guessing it's not as easy as just blowing the thing up. It'd be long gone if it was....

[Another sigh. THIS IS SO INCONVENIENT.]

Voice;

[eighttotwelve]

Explosives powerful enough are not precisely easy to come by, no.

Voice;

[poisonousflame]

Not easy doesn't mean not possible. [A beat.] Unless people've already wasted what they've got on it, or something like that.

[thom_293]

Pretty sure that's why vacations are bad for your health.

[... since other people have neatly covered that plea for information.]

audio;

[poisonousflame]

With the way things are going around here? I'd say they're looking pretty good for my health.

audio;

[thom_293]

Not if you came back now. The healthy sort of vacation would have lasted a couple months, made particularly effective use of beaches and margaritas, and nicely subverted all this cataclysmic shit.

audio;

[poisonousflame]

Ah, but then it's not the vacation at fault, is it? It's just bad timing coming back.

text;

[notsoloyal]

You shouldgo back on vacation.

audio;

[poisonousflame]

Yeah, I'm getting that impression.

text;

[notsoloyal]

Where did you go, that you missed the start of all this?

audio; totally almost called him "Shockwave" here. GOOD JOB SELF.

[poisonousflame]

It's a big station, Logan. Lots of places to explore.

[Spoiler: he went looking for Roxas. Again.]