Meanwhile, in the nice part of town
[ The video that turns on to show:
a) Either a very ugly woman or
b) A yellowish cyclops with fancy auburn tresses and garish makeup
who is caught talking mid-speech and fiddling with the screen]
-still don't have the hang of this.... there!
[The woman/alien coughs daintily into its/her fist before busting out in an almost painfully fake falsetto: ]
Teehee, look at me! Getting all confused over a silly thing like this. [the ensuing laugh doesn't sound any less awkward]
But as I was saying; I'm just your average earth female who would like to see a good time so if you could please direct me - just an average earth female - to any crowded areas full of other humans, that would be great! Maybe a bowling alley?
/ooc Disney canon states that his disguise fools the Japanese and Hawaiians.
a) Either a very ugly woman or
b) A yellowish cyclops with fancy auburn tresses and garish makeup
who is caught talking mid-speech and fiddling with the screen]
-still don't have the hang of this.... there!
[The woman/alien coughs daintily into its/her fist before busting out in an almost painfully fake falsetto: ]
Teehee, look at me! Getting all confused over a silly thing like this. [the ensuing laugh doesn't sound any less awkward]
But as I was saying; I'm just your average earth female who would like to see a good time so if you could please direct me - just an average earth female - to any crowded areas full of other humans, that would be great! Maybe a bowling alley?
/ooc Disney canon states that his disguise fools the Japanese and Hawaiians.