[video] Second Morph
[Camille is leaning on a counter of some kind. She's looking a fair bit less human today--corkscrew troll horns, big liquid drell eyes, cat ears, a vaguely Klingon-esque forehead and skin patterned with what looks like shiny blue computer code, though it's all gibberish. She's got her red hair in pigtails and is smiling though.]Hello, Sacrosanct.
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WHAT A BRILLIANT CONCLUSION.
PEOPLE ARE OUT OF THEIR FUCKING THINKPANS
KILLING THEMSELVES FOR ALL THE NETWORK TO WATCH
AND YOU SUGGEST A LOVELY CUP OF TEA.
TEA AND CAKES AND LOTS OF FRIENDS.
LET'S JUST HAVE A WHOLE GODDAMN TEA PARTY RIGHT HERE.
INVITE EVERYONE IN FUCKASS CENTRAL, WHO CARES IF THEY'RE TOO BUSY WINNING THE GOLD IN THE MURDER OLYMPICS.
GET THOSE ASSHOLES IN THERE.
MAYBE ONE CAN BRING A FUCKING TEA POT,
SO I CAN TAKE THAT SCALDING HOT TEA
AND POUR IT STRAIGHT DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE
BOILING AWAY SKIN AND BONE UNTIL ALL THAT'S LEFT IS FOR ME TO FUCKING EXPLODE INTO A GODDAMN CORNUCOPIA OF TEA AND SPARKLES.
CONCLUSION: TEA PARTIES ARE A FUCKING AWFUL IDEA.
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OF COURSE IT'S THE BEST IDEA!
I'M GLAD YOU AGREE WITH ME!
YOU MUST BE ANOTHER TROLL. NOT AS COLORFUL AS THE OTHERS! BORING, BORING.
I THINK I LIKE YOU ALREADY!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
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LOOK AT ALL THESE FONTS AND COLORS I CAN HAVE! OH BOY!
WHY SHOULD I STICK WITH BORING GRAY? SO BORING!!
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? THIS ONE'S BEEN POPULAR LATELY. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE STRANGE THING THAT PERSON DOES WITH IIIII'S AND 22222S. WHY AM I STILL TALKING IN CAPS?
HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?
OH WELL, I'LL FIND THAT BUTTON LATER.
I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS COLOR TOO!
THIS ONE TOO. I LIKE RED!
BOY THIS FONT IS BORING! SO--SO BOXY! SO OLDFREAKINGFASHIONED! LOL LOL OLO
HOW ABOUT THIS FONT?
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THERE IS JUST NO STOPPING YOU, IS THERE?
YOU ARE A MAN ON A MISSION.
FONT STEALING FUCKWIT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
NOTHING IS SAFE.
NOTHING IS SACRED.
THERE IS NO LONGER A POINT IN CONTINUING MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE, BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEONE, OUT THERE, IS BEING THE BIGGEST TOOL IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE
TYPING WITH BRIGHT FUCKING RED COMIC SANS.
I NEED TO THROW UP.
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SCRATCH THAT.
I NEED TO FIND A BRIDGE.
IMMEDIATELY.
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I SUPPOSE I'LL HAVE TO JUST GO THROUGH A BUNCH OF COLORS UNTIL I FIND ONE!
OH DON'T GET YOUR ASSORTED UNDERGARMENTS IN A TWIST MR. GRay text oh hey look i fixed it!
it's not that bad, now is it?
Now what were we talking about? oh right, tea! i'm expecting you around here sooner or later, gray text!
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AND THE STARS ARE BLACK AND COLD.
AS I STARE INTO THE VOID OF A WORLD THAT CANNOT HOLD,
I'LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THIS WORLD
FROM THE WORLD OF YOU SHITHIVE CRAZY BROADS.
THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN.
THERE IS NO
WAY
TO
GO
ON
SPLASH
THAT WAS THE SOUND OF MY THROWING MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE TO DROWN IN THE RIVER BENEATH
AND HAVE MY BLOATED HUSK EATEN BY THE FRESHWATER TOOTHBEASTS.
THAT IS HOW MUCH I WANT TO GO TO YOUR STUPID AS FUCK TEA PARTY.
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oh honey! i don't think anyone who types in gray text would be my type!
don't go drowning on me yet, gray text!
i bet you've never had tea! or coffee.
and i have more than tea and coffee. i have muffins, danishes, all kinds of sweets!
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IN SHORT: IT DOESN'T EXIST.
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but you know, if you didn't care, i suppose you wouldn't bother responding with me!
i think you're just the argumentative sort. hu hu hu!
well, my place is there, if you change your mind gray text!
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YOUR IDEAS ARE STUPID.
END OF STORY.
NOW STOP RESPONDING.
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and why don't you stop responding first!! oh hey what's this thingy here?
oh powers i can make smiley faces!!
:-) :-D :-( :-O :-B :-3 ;-)
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LISTEN CAREFULLY
IT'S THE SOUND OF MY PALMS FORMALLY INTRODUCING THEMSELVES TO MY FACE.
THIS IS A MEGA X2 FACEPALM COMBO SUPREME.
ONLY WITNESSED ONCE IN A SWEEP.
A RARE THING TO BEHOLD.
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well i'm so honored i got to see it!!!
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