Webcam up in here.

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[Hardison is sitting in a nondescript warehouse somewhere, chillin' at a desk, with a bottle of orange soda in hand. Clearly someone else must have gotten it for him, because he's still on Hypatia's shit list. He leans back in his chair and folds his arms over his chest--wait, the camera...he's using his netbook's webcam to broadcast onto the

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[notjelly]

[Tilting her head at the feed and blinking large green cat eyes. She's still wearing her corkscrew troll horns.]

Oooh? You can understand what all that is saying?

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[What in the hell--? Hardison just stares for a moment.]

Uh, yeah. It's just remote management runtimes, nothin' particularly complex...are you using a video filter?

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[notjelly]

[Props her head on chin on her hands, which are conspicuously clawed and covered in green-brown fur.] Hmmm, I've never really understood computers. Especially not the code part! But it's always impressive to see someone who does. That is code, right? It's pretty! [She might have to try wearing patterns like that sometime :|a]

Hu hu, sorry hon, I don't even know what a video filter is.

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[There was a chick with horns and cat eyes....and green furry claws calling him 'hon' and praising his knowledge of code. As an avid Star Trek nerd, Hardison had always thought alien chicks were hot.

At the moment, though, he's having a hard time reconciling that belief with what's going down.]

Yeah, tch--s'nothin. Just keeping an eye on things, someone's gotta. Code can go crazy at any time.

So...you're an alien?

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[notjelly]

Hmm, it can? Powers, what happens if it does? Or do you mean like, computer viruses and suchall?

[She beams and laughs. With a blink of her eyes they've changed, shrinking to human size and turning acid green.] Hu hu hu hu! No, I don't think I'm an alien, though I suppose that's up in the air at this point! Maybe we're all aliens here? I'm a Folk, hon, an amorph. Didn't have them where you're from?

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[seems_legit]

Naw, not so much. [Amorph. Okay. Apparently she can change her appearance...that was pretty cool...actually. His brain was slowly catching up with that whole: alien chicks are hot thing.]

But uh...[And, driven by his innate need to impress girls on the internet, and generally be a suave motherfucker, Hardison leans forward and types a few things into his keyboard. The screen flickers and suddenly he's a full on Klingon. The warehouse looks remarkably like a warbird.

It's actually a pretty good 'shop.]

I can do that pretty easy.

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[notjelly]

What a shame! I hope things weren't too boring without us there to muck about. [A wink~]

[Her eyes widen at the shoop.] Eee! Oh that was clever, that was really clever! How did you do that? I like the forehead! It's very, hmm, very crocodile-spirit. I approve! [Two thumbs up!]

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[Hardison leans back in his chair and just smirks like it was a piece of cake...like he hadn't spent days programming this, and several others, just for kicks. His posture looks remarkably bizarre on a Klingon.]

This, man, ain't nothin. I mean, you can do it for real, that's way more interesting.

So, haven't seen much of you on the network...you new?

[Yeah, Hardison, that pick up line is still cheesy, even in space.]

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[notjelly]

Hu hu hu, but that's the great thing about humans. That's why I like them so much! They're resourceful!

Heh heh, you could certainly say that, yes. Just landed. [She beams at him and starts trying to replicate the Klingon forehead. Mostly it's just a scaly, peach-colored ridge.]

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Well I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. [Hardison's suave wink is somewhat defeated by the hardcore Klingon disguise.]

Call me Alec. [Oh man, if she manages to turn into a Klingon, his life is officially made.]

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[notjelly]

Heh heh heh! And I am very pleased to meet you as well, Alec. You're pretty fascinating. [Replicating the epic Klingon eyebrows now, which is a bit easier. She also manages to replicate some parts of the suit, but a lot of the details are off.]