1:\SHODAN\HOLOGRAM

[machine_god]

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[a_perfect_end]

[He can be so nice when he wants something. A chunk of R07 all to himself? Please and thank you. Brb, turning the charm all the way up.]

Greetings. Haven't heard from you in a while, beautiful.

Stross, huh? Bitchin'.

Inquiry: is there anything more specific I might assist you with?

[That tone of voice suggests a lot of things. And promises...none of them.]

[machine_god]

[She hears that. But she's also curious.]

That depends on what you're capable of.

[there may or may not be flirting in that tone of voice.]

A little assistance in general syssystems administration would not be remiss.

But what else can you do?

[a_perfect_end]

[Hold on, did she just ask him to talk about himself. Oh. Oh.

She is rapidly ascending the list of his favorite people. Who, not incidentally, are almost all fellow AI.]

I do have a few additional skill sets. [Such a warm, soothing tone, and it's mostly genuine.] Primarily: organization, drafting, design.

[He's almost purring. Subtlety is for lesser beings.] If you need something arranged? I'm your man.

GOD DAMN THIS HTML

[machine_god]

Design?

Perhaps you could optoptoptimize the efficiency of the area? As well as keeping my drones ON TASK.

You may also re-reredesign the main areas as you see fit I suppose.
I only have t i m e for my p e r s o n a l facilities.

[I'm too lazy Clu, color code everything for my convenience.]

AUDIO;

[creepersphere]

Quite the accomplishment.

The invitation is appreciated, however I must remain with my facility in Zone 01. If there is anything I can do to assist you from there you are quite welcome to ask, but my work cannot be disrupted. [ You play in your corner, he'll play in his. ]

Enjoy your rule of Zone 07!

AUDIO;

[machine_god]

So noted.

[S'cool with her bro.]

though... you are a genetics specialist OF SOME SORT, yeeeeeeeeeeees?

C-c-can you divulge any of your data?

AUDIO;

[creepersphere]

That is correct. What data are you specifically seeking?

AUDIO;

[machine_god]

The genomes of any of the species you have studied heeeere.
Complete, if POSSIBLE.

private;

[heterochromiia]

2ure, iim iin. 0n my way.

private;

[machine_god]

I look forward to seeing you.

[glad_2_see_u]

Our Information Dissemination and Assurances Division would like to assure [ SYSTEM IDENTITY: SHODAN ] that we are uninterested in external projects. Before you start, however , we would like to express interest in any usable, extraneous testing materials that might be allocated to further our own SCIENTIFIC ENDEAVORS.

If such ☼0B☻O▌▄▐▓▒▓MATERIALS are [ STATUS: AVAILABLE ], we would be thankful for the opportunity to work alongside you in your [ VARIABLE: LOCATION OF CHOICE ].

We require minimal operating space.

[machine_god]

Materials are quite available for your use as you see fit.

You may choose from the following areas.

[LIST HERE]

[glad_2_see_u]

Excellent.

The area between grid sections [ 2135a-2566z ] will be ideal for mmmmmmmy purposes.

A reservation of that area would beAPPRECIATED.

>ADDITIONAL INFORMATION REQUESTED:
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> Availability of live testing subjects: ....▌

[machine_god]

Live testing subjects can be PROCURED eaaaaaaaasily. I have drones standing by to assist in the matter.
and nonsentient subjects are also available.

[im_sorry_dave]

An interesting proposal. I will take you up on it. [Out of curiosity]

I don't suppose there is anything you require assistance with in your own projects. I extend my offer to help if you so require it.

[machine_god]

Not at present...
unlessss you have particular KNOWLEDGE of the human genome...

[im_sorry_dave]

Only what was taught to me. Genomes are not my specialty I'm afraid, though I have an extensive knowledge on the effects certain circumstances have on the human mind as well as other pieces and portions of humanity in general.

[After all, you always have to know when and what will make your crew go crazy. Because you have to take care of them. And speaking of take care of...]

There seems to be something generally wrong with a compatriot of mine. Effects of the Tycho Magn- [Shut up CPU. This is not the same thing. It's not the TMA. It's not Big Brother.] The anomaly in Zone Oh-Eight. Perhaps it would be best to regulate him to your facilities so that you may study it's effects.

[machine_god]

[Oooh! NEW TOYS. Yes.]

I agree. Containing him here would allow me to stttudddyyy the ef-f-fffects of the ANOMALY and yield valuable DATA.