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[selfkismesis]

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board WHY IS THERE MORE BULLSHIT HAPPENING --

CG: THAT WAS A QUESTION, BY THE WAY.
CG: AND WHY ISN'T TROLLIAN WORKING?
CG: WHY IS MY HUSKTOP NOW A BRACELET?
CG: I'M HAVING TO TYPE THIS CG SHIT OUT EVERY TIME I USE IT
CG: AND BEING THE BIG ASSHOLE THAT I AM, I FEEL ODDLY INSISTENT THAT I KEEP TYPING IT OUT
CG: JUST AS A GIANT FUCK YOU TO WHATEVER THE HELL THIS SYSTEM IS I'M USING.
CG: BUT SERIOUSLY,
CG: WHO'S THERE?
CG: REPORT IN, SHITSTAINS.

CG: THAT WAS AN ORDER, IN CASE YOU’RE STUPID AND MISSED IT.
CG: AN ORDER FROM YOUR LEADER.

CG: ...FUCK.