[ text // private ] || six: shit that blocks me in my path

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text; stealing dat encryption like a thieving thief who steals shit aww yeah 8888)

[manipul8trix]

Oh. My. God. Just who do you think you are?
Just assuuuuuuuuming I will 8e free whenever you decide to "8less" (lol) me with your presence! So rude.
What if I happened to 8e 8usy? What then? You're incredi8ly fortun8 that I just so happen to have an open window in my un8elieva8ly packed schedule right now.
I mean seriously, what kind of inconsider8 nookfucker cuts communic8tion for a week and then just assumOH WHAT'S THE POINT, you'll already 8e outside my fucking door 8y the time I send this, won't you.
UGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! XXXXO

[ WHY SO IRRITATING, DAVE ]

[ Oh wait that's the point, carry on ]

text; vriska serket, thief of passwords B)

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[ Yeah, he's outside your apartments by the time he responds. ]

okay honesty time
like all irony out the fucking window
not that you really have any to throw out youre kind of at rock bottom here

youll probably be free at any given time
i mean i can pick any hour and either youre asleep or available
dont really have much else to do after all
i guess you could be watching nic cage with john again or something
or whatever
but i doubt it
maybe im just holding my hopes too high for you
putting too much faith in your capacity as a person
to develop past these shitty movies and actors

i want to believe man
i want to
but youre making this difficult

[ You consider your options for a moment. And then, just like that, you skip forward as far as your tables will allow - ten minutes. It's time for her to cool down, you rationalize. (Deeper down, you're aware it's just further antagonism. ]

(( DO WE LOG THIS OR KEEP THIS ACTION THREAD GOING? ))

text; Perhaps she should start making... phish puns. 88883c

[manipul8trix]

[ HEY WHOA WHAT ]

[ Dude. Dude. Okay, insults are an integral part of blackrom. You can shrug off the petty barbs and the insinuation that you have no life (you totally do, okay), but...

Did he seriously just call Nic Cage a shitty actor? Hopy shit. YOU HAVE KILLED FOR LESS. You shoot a soothing glance at your Con Air poster before replying: ]

F8CK YOU!!!!!!!!

[ ...And you wait for the impending knock at the door. ]

[ And wait. ]

[ And wait. ]

[ You take this opportunity to remind yourself that you promised Davesprite that you wouldn't snap anybody's spine, no matter how tempting the prospect suddenly seems. ]

((I'M FINE WITH WHATEVER by which I mean I AM TOTALLY INDECISIVE AND UNHELPFUL DERPDERP. Although I guess spamming the comms might annoy people so idk :Bc))

text; youll have a halibut time getting narwhal dave's basswords, vriskoi <B)

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((IN THIS THREAD IT GOES THEN!))

[ You reappear, immediately checking for messages, and see her last one. Heh. Well, maybe she's calmed down a little since then.

You both know that's not the case, but it's worth a shot, yeah?

Finally, you reach up and knock at the door. ]

[locked to striderhouse residents; separate threads each, please, assuming each one goes in order]

[timeturntable]

[ Welp. ]
[ That was certainly something new. ]
[ You walk calmly back into your apartment a little over two hours after leaving. You're cool, calm, and collected; your suit has no such luck, with rips and tears all over. It's covered in red and yellow fluids, at that. ]

[ Worst of all, there's a bit of cerulean lipstick smeared on your lips. ]

[ This has certainly been an interesting experience. ]

[heterochromiia]

[ just pauses, then shrugs. ]

Take it the hate date went like a hate date then.

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[ Dave turns, looking at his blindest of bros, before raising an eyebrow. ]

[ -shit he can't see that. In a dry sort of tone: ]

No fucking clue why you'd think that, man.

[heterochromiia]

I'm going to athume that'th your human tharcathm.