[Gamzee still hasn't really figured out that his wearable grubputer's video feature is actually attached to him. So when the feed clicks on there's a blur of movement, a few shots of buildings in the background, some decorative trees and the station floor, and a very loud crackling noise, like a candy wrapper right next to a speaker. In fact, that's exactly what it is. Eventually the noise fades.]
Okay, so.
[Finally, Gamzee's face appears on the screen. He is sitting down with his back to a wall, outside some kind of store, and he's wearing his usual grin of stoned glee.]
So, which of you all motherfuckers wants to be laying down some info on me as to why all I didn't know about this shit.
[He holds up a
familiar red bag, albeit with some kind of silly off-brand name. He waves the bag at the camera and the candies rattle inside.]
No one told me you could motherfucking eat motherfucking rainbows here.
[ooc: cheap joke but i just had to :3c]