[video] [413 eat sopor pies everyday]

[kidfromthevault]

[A wobbly video feed comes on, revealing a small shack, more like a haphazard arrangement of parts than anything. Two people are sitting against one wall, lolling to the side as if they're in a drunken stupor. Gamzee apparently has made good on his promise to share some sopor pie with Vaultie. Whether this is a good idea or not remains to be seen.]

Comments

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[noblefive]

[ ... what the hell am I watching.jpg. No seriously, what is that. Is that snot? It looks like snot. ]

What are you eating?

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[kidfromthevault]

It's so. It's so. It's so good. It tastes like a cross between sugar bombs and watery cram and nuka cola quantum-- It's so good.

It's so so good. So good.

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[noblefive]

That can't be good for you.

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[kidfromthevault]

It's. Wonderful. I can see. I can see rainbows.

[He sounds a little close to sobbing right now.]

[howkickassiam]

[ who let the children have drugs ]

...what are you guys even--

[kidfromthevault]

This is. This is my new best friend and he made me pie.

I love pie!! [He throws up both hands.] I love it! Love pie!

[howkickassiam]

[ he can't even. ]

Maybe you should lay off the pie for a while.

[kidfromthevault]

I've never had pie before. This is. This is the best thing. The best pie. The best friend making the best pie.

It's so good.

[action]

[sopor_pies]

I warned you about all the motherfucking miracles, I told you, dogg. Miracles fucking everywhere. Fuck, man, humans are fucking great. So glad we all went about to being all inventing you motherfuckers.

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[kidfromthevault]

There are. Everything is so. Beautiful. You are great. Did you invent me? You are my best friend.

[He suddenly throws his arms around Gamzee in a bro hug. And sniffles from the beauty of life and miracles.]

[action]

[sopor_pies]

Yeah it fucking well is, motherfucker. Life is beautiful. Friendship is beautiful.

I don't know, man. This place is all confusing about who went and all did the motherfucking inventing. But fuck, I ain't all gonna worry about it. Fucking miracles, dogg, you can't all be questioning them.

[EPIC BRO HUG. Gamzee pats his back.] Aww, it's okay, brother, it can be all fucking overwhelming at first.

[action]

[kidfromthevault]

It. It is. It's a little overwhelming. I've never. There's pie and rainbows and I've never had pie or rainbows in my life ever and I want them--

I want them in my life forever. [He squeezes Gamzee. He's like a... tiny gray child. A tiny grey supermutant? He doesn't have any his world equivalent but he loves this little bro so much.]

[mcfussyfangs]

[Why. What. Gamzee. Gamzee no. That stuff isn't even good for you. Oh my god what is this she doesn't even...]

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[sopor_pies]

Haha, fuck, hey Kanaya. Get over here and all be to joining the party! I can make more pie.

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[mcfussyfangs]

Gamzee... [So strained. So awkward. Why would you even do this?]

I'm not sure if allowing this human to consume one of your pies was the must astute idea. We have no idea what the possible effects of slime consumption in humans could be.

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[sopor_pies]

I all fucking let him have a taste first. Don't worry, I was all be thinking this out, sisbro. I didn't all hurt him, but I think he's all been seeing more rainbows than usual, hahahaha.

[inkstolen]

[Just laughing hysterically with her head down. Oh god, even in space.

Even in SPACE, you guys.]

Shit. I- [she can't help it.] Hook me up.

[sopor_pies]

Aww yeah, motherfucker, it's all gonna be about being a fucking party! A fucking chill party, all with the getting the relax on and not worrying about all this shit. Fuck yeah. I'll be all getting my bake on for more people, so you can just come on by.

[inkstolen]

Fuck yeah it'll be a party.

[Oh just giggling through her words. You guys are her new best friends in space. Forever. Let's bake hallucinogenic pies together.]

Where you at, bitches?

[kidfromthevault]

[Suddenly leans over- and then falls to the floor with a thump, out of view of the camera.]

I love parties! And pies! This is... the coordinates. Are my shack! My shack has rainbows in it...