Video.

[seems_legit]

[This network post is very different from his last. It opens with Hardison, looking a little less pimp, just sort of staring at the camera.]

Man, seriously? Seriously?

Anyone know how long this computer hold grudges? Because, not gonna lie, this is getting straight up ridiculous.

[He looks up at the sky.]There's some crazy dog-dude with a sword

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hologram;

[alaspooryork]

No doubt Hypatia is very bored.

Have you considered donating blood? It is a simple way to earn a legitimate credit.

hologram;

[seems_legit]

[Ohay there paladin bro. How's it hangin.]

And let a pissed off computer anywhere near me with a needle? Thanks but no thanks, man.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

[Delta is not sure that question has any logical answer, for one who does not possess physical anatomy.]

Understood. There are extensive cavern systems in Garden Zone 11, if you are willing to "rough it"; otherwise, it is likely you can find lodging with others.

I would offer to share my own abode, but I do not think it is classified as "safe" for those without armor.

[seems_legit]

It's cool dude, I'd hate to crash with a guy I know from the internet.

I'll deal.

But why's your pad so rough? Piss off some raiding parties?

[alaspooryork]

Negative. However, two of my housemates include a raptor and an alien who feeds on blood.

1/2

[seems_legit]

2/2

[seems_legit]

[Hardison has no idea what to say to that.]

That's rough, buddy.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

[Well, what's there to say, really?]

I have recommended we move to a different location with tile flooring. Our carpet has lost sight of cleanliness.

Video.

[seems_legit]

[Hardison pauses and actually reaches out to try and pat you on the tiny shoulder, little bro. It doesn't work and is painfully awkward for a moment and he clears his throat.]

Yeah, I know how that goes.

Explosives are a bitch to get out of nice carpeting too.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

[Delta really appreciates the gesture, though! His voice softens a little.]

You speak from personal experience?

Video.

[seems_legit]

Like you wouldn't believe.

[He just shakes his head and sighs.]

I really liked those offices.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

I am sorry to hear it.

Perhaps you could use their memory as inspiration for new offices once it is possible to earn credits without incurring Hypatia's wrath?

Re: hologram;

[seems_legit]

Good idea, little green bro.

[New offices. He'd have to do another painting of Nate. You know, for tradition's sake.

Though, admittedly, his preferred method of earning cash would probably incur Hypatia's wrath indefinitely.]

I'll look into that. When it's done, man, you'll have to come by for the welcome party.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

[A party?

This was the second time Delta had been invited to a party in as many weeks. Perhaps this place was good for him.]

I would be more than happy to do so.

Re: hologram;

[seems_legit]

[Delta's gonna be a frat hologram before he knows it, at this rate.]

Hells yes, that's what I'm talkin' about.

Good luck with the tile. Club soda and baking soda, man, I'm tellin' ya.

hologram;

[alaspooryork]

Indeed. There are also various non-toxic cleaning fluids available at nearby shopping centers.

[Can't use anything that would make Junior sick, of course.]