[Hold on give him a second, he's thinking about all the information he's absorbed from television. BECAUSE IT IS A GOOD CULTURAL STUDY FORM. There's a lot of things that would be classified as "unusual" on television. So. What does classify as unusual?]
All trolls have 8lack hair. Unless you're a poser douche8ag who dyes it like a complete fucking tool! So I gueeeeeeeess you could say it's pretty unusual. 8ut no weirder than most of the aliens here, so whatever.
So people staring at you is a 8ad thing now? Man. Just em8race it! Work your freakishness. May8e put some ri88ons in your hair or something. If people stare, it means you're getting allllllll of the attention. Which in turn means you're doing it RIGHT! 8888D
It's not that unusual. Are you a...[competitor Program] fighter, on your world? They tend to have--flashier avatars. Entertainment and interpreter matrices, too.
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It's stranger than purple monkey jerky?
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[PAUSE.]
To be fair, the monkey was only purple before it was jerky.
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[He scratches the back of his head.]
So, what makes it so weird? The color? The spikiness?
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... Should it be?
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Unless you're a poser douche8ag who dyes it like a complete fucking tool!
So I gueeeeeeeess you could say it's pretty unusual.
8ut no weirder than most of the aliens here, so whatever.
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Man. Just em8race it!
Work your freakishness. May8e put some ri88ons in your hair or something.
If people stare, it means you're getting allllllll of the attention.
Which in turn means you're doing it RIGHT! 8888D
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I'm not putting ribbons in my hair.
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[Too srs about abandonment? Nevar.]
You're not alone. You're never alone.
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[And wow, "never alone" sounds a little ominous. But is Axel letting that get to him? Nooope.]
Hair-wise, I'm starting to think I'm in a minority around here.
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["A little" is better than Shepard's take on it.]
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[Purple monkey jerky? Reallt??]
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But you would call it "strange", huh?
[Axel was very 'whaaat'.]
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