[VIDEO] > Vriska: KA8OOM!
So I just got mail. And it exploded in my face.
[For a disturbingly-large number of people, this won't be the first time they've seen Vriska covered in blood. It's slightly unusual for it to be her own blood - which it is, as evidenced by the distinctive cerulean hue of it - but still. She doesn't seem too bothered.]
Nice try, Douchebag McMysterymailbomber. Really! I am almost impressed by your adorable little murder attempt. It was an overwhelming failure, sure, seeing as I am fucking immortal, but hey! It's cute. I appreciate the effort!
[She rolls her eyes, tosses her hair over her shoulder, and... a mail drone scoots towards her. Vriska takes the package it offers her without even glancing at it, still keeping her attention on the feed.]
So just eff-why-eye? Anybody else who wants to give me an Earth human Christmas present is going to have to give it up in person. No more mail! Because I would have to be really fucking stupid t--
[And, as she's talking, she rips the parcel open.]
[BOOM]
[There's a horrible wet noise and a thick splattering of blue before the feed cuts into static. MERRY VRISKMAS, EVERYONE~]
[For a disturbingly-large number of people, this won't be the first time they've seen Vriska covered in blood. It's slightly unusual for it to be her own blood - which it is, as evidenced by the distinctive cerulean hue of it - but still. She doesn't seem too bothered.]
Nice try, Douchebag McMysterymailbomber. Really! I am almost impressed by your adorable little murder attempt. It was an overwhelming failure, sure, seeing as I am fucking immortal, but hey! It's cute. I appreciate the effort!
[She rolls her eyes, tosses her hair over her shoulder, and... a mail drone scoots towards her. Vriska takes the package it offers her without even glancing at it, still keeping her attention on the feed.]
So just eff-why-eye? Anybody else who wants to give me an Earth human Christmas present is going to have to give it up in person. No more mail! Because I would have to be really fucking stupid t--
[And, as she's talking, she rips the parcel open.]
[BOOM]
[There's a horrible wet noise and a thick splattering of blue before the feed cuts into static. MERRY VRISKMAS, EVERYONE~]