TWELFTH LOG → VIDEO

[lockbreak]

[ HAY ERRYBODY! look who it is. your favorite freelancer, amirite. well, all things considered, he's in a chipper mood! ]

Hellooooooo! How are all you lovely folks today? I have a business proposition for you!

[ yes, a very lucrative business proposition. one that is going to get pretty strange pretty quickly. ]I have some clothes I'm giving away

Comments

[fuknfreelancers]

You should give them to Wash, I hear he's in the market for women's underwear.

[NOPE, NOPE AND NOPE.]

[lockbreak]

Underwear? None of this is underwear!! [ SQUINT. ]

...Wait, why does Wash want women's underwear... Is he into that?

[fuknfreelancers]

The ones behind you are. [lol]

Yeah man, I hear he's into dressing up and looking at himself in the mirror.

[lockbreak]

[ ...SPINS AROUND. ]

....Those aren't mine!! [ his voice cracks. AHEM. ]

...Wait, what?

audio :: Encrypted (also LMFAO)

[whatvr_it_takes]

[WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE THIS IS WORSE THEN WASH'S LINGERIE SHOW]

Don't they have a donation drop off her or anything a little more, I don't know, discreet?

VIDEO; ENCRYPTED lololol.

[lockbreak]

[ THIS IS IOWA DEAL WITH IT. ]

What's wrong with showing off some clothes? I think it's a civil service to clothe some of these people! There are some people here that are in dire need of a make over!

VIDEO; ENCRYPTED

[whatvr_it_takes]

And apparently makeovers are our new objectives?

[Also she finds your style questionable :| ]

VIDEO; ENCRYPTED

[lockbreak]

Um, they've always been my main objective! [ ahaha...

BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD HIS TASTE IS. ]

[howkickassiam]

Seconding Church, man. Give 'em to Wash.

[lockbreak]

...Are you guys like, serious? I mean, I never would have pegged Wash to be ... into that.

He doesn't really have the body for some of these things...

[howkickassiam]

Do it anyway. I bet he'd love it.

[ itp york's a horrible person. ]

[lockbreak]

...As a fashion expert, I can't morally or ethically allow someone like Wash to wear these garments. [ pokerface. ]

[scorpiowned]

You're getting rid of the third one? Isn't that one of your normal outfits?

[lockbreak]

What?? [ SQUINT. ] No!! I mean, I have pants that kinda look like that, I guess...

[scorpiowned]

Close enough. (AWKWARD PAUSE..... you're not a hot little thang anymore, what are they supposed to do with you now.) I'm surprised you didn't have a Station's Ugliest Girl Makeover contest, or whatever those shows you watch are called.

[lockbreak]

[ what are you talking about iowa's always a hot little thang... ] Oh. My. God. That sounds like so much fun!!

VIDEO

[lockbreak]

[ time to mess with Wash. hear that voice? sounds a little more feminine, doesn't it. ] Wouldn't you like to know?

VIDEO

[lockbreak]

What, baby? Is there a problem? [ he's going there. ]