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dug_the_dog in singularity_rpg

Video. Dug brought you presents.

Oct 28, 2011 15:15

[It's always a little surprising when Dug manages to work his wearable and successfully post something on the network, given that he is a dog, but occasionally it does happen. This time, Dug is far too close to the camera. His eyes and the top of his snout eclipse the screen. Fortunately, his voice does not hinge on actual mouth motions and is ( Read more... )

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notsoloyal October 28 2011, 22:26:36 UTC

... Thank you Dug, you are a very good dog. Would you like a treat later?

dug_the_dog October 28 2011, 22:30:29 UTC

[Logan! Dug's tail is wagging and he is very happy to see you.]

Yes, I would. I like treats.

[Still happy to see you and, oh, is he ever so proud that you called him a good dog. This is validation for his life. He is the best dog. Nevermind that he's the only dog.]

I was sharing, Logan.

notsoloyal October 28 2011, 22:36:27 UTC

I will make sure that you get plenty of treats when you come home. Treats and bacon.

Yes, I can see that you were sharing, that was very kind of you. I am positive that everyone will love their gifts.

cousinisdeeeead October 28 2011, 23:53:03 UTC

[HORRIFIED SCREAM!]

OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

1/? dug_the_dog October 28 2011, 23:58:27 UTC

[Oh hi there.]

dug_the_dog October 28 2011, 23:58:35 UTC

dug_the_dog October 28 2011, 23:59:18 UTC

[Wait. He does not sound happy.]

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[Voice] knight4darkness October 28 2011, 23:58:02 UTC

Dug.

[this is Nemvoy's 'there are very few things keeping me from killing you and i hate every one of them' voice. DAMN YOU, MORALS, DAMN YOU!]

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 00:02:33 UTC

Hi there. You are not a people, but I brought you fun things also.

[And left them near you. Spiders don't climb into machines often, do they?

Aren't I the best Alpha, beta?]

knight4darkness October 29 2011, 00:03:54 UTC

Things in my gas tank are not fun.

1/? dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 00:07:47 UTC

[Headtilt.]

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audio; namesnotprowl October 29 2011, 00:00:36 UTC

SOMEBODY KILL IT!

[And yes, that noise in the background is him climbing on top of something and rattling his plates. Stay away, you eight-legged horror show!]

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 00:04:08 UTC

Do not worry. No one else will kill it. It is for you.

[Dug is just waiting. Waiting to hear sounds of elation. Killing it is, in fact, how you play with it.

YOU ARE WELCOME.]

It is for you because it is yours.

namesnotprowl October 29 2011, 00:59:43 UTC

[TALKING DOG YOU ARE INSANE AND THERE IS FURRY DEMONSPAWN IN HIS GARAGE.]

M-mine?

[That is a horrible whining sound he's making.]

/must jack notsoloyal October 29 2011, 00:07:49 UTC

Are you serious?

[YOU ARE HUGE BARRICADE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEING AFRAID OF SPIDERS.]

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[Video] huragokwhistler October 29 2011, 00:03:44 UTC

... Does anyone else see these?

[Because furry blue spiders are too terrible weird to exist. He has to be high again, right?]

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 00:07:02 UTC

[OHHI! Dug is just wagging his tail. Behind him, several spiders scurry frantically to hide or escape from underneath the bed. Dug pays them no attention.]

I see many of them. There are lots. They should be easy to find because they are big. They can hide in small places though. That makes them fun.

If you lose them, I will bring you more.

huragokwhistler October 29 2011, 00:10:39 UTC

[Dug why even. Now he's just sure that you're high too. He's waiting for his pistol to break into the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.]

They seem pretty hard to lose, so I... should be okay. Uh. Thanks though?

dug_the_dog October 29 2011, 00:12:31 UTC

You are welcome.

[Tailwag. Dug is just...so proud of you. You catch those things. If you try hard, one day you might be as good at it as him. Doubtful, though, since you're not a dog.]