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[notyourchauffer]

Regarding the random... bursts of song. I believe I've isolated the problem to a species of fungi that have been springing up. It's unlike anything I've seen before, so any help would be appreciated

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[reunified]

...Fungi?

[notyourchauffer]

Fungi.

[reunified]

Is it dangerous?

[notyourchauffer]

No. It appears to spread via sound waves...

As far as I can tell.

[notsoloyal]

...I can help.

[notyourchauffer]

I was hoping you would.

[notsoloyal]

What do you know about it so far?

[notyourchauffer]

It... might be sentient.

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[featheryasshole]

Fungi? You mean we've been singing because of fucking mushrooms?

video;

[notyourchauffer]

Well that's the short answer,

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[robodidactic]

Obviously it's another being, Skyfire. But it's a fungus, and it's disruptive.

[Some people live in hermetically sealed laboratory environments and don't usually have to deal with this. That was before George tracked some of the spores in via her bitching. This is what comes of being nice to people.

Have a Kimiko, Skyfire.]

I have an. Isolate sample. [visibly keeping to small phrases, guarding against lyrical interludes? HELL YES.] I don't think fungicide. Guided neozoon takeover?

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[notyourchauffer]

Disruptive doesn't mean we have to wipe it out.

Hnn. I'll need more time to study it.

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[robodidactic]

I'm not suggesting zoologic genocide!

[Grr!]

...It's taken- You haven't been doing that?

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[notyourchauffer]

Good. That seems to be everyone else's plan.

I have, but I just need more time. There's a lot of ground to cover.

[namesnotprowl]

So you're saying we're all on shrooms.

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Can I blow it up?

[notyourchauffer]

It could be sentient.

[namesnotprowl]

So're we and yet we're perfectly happy t'blow each other up.

[notyourchauffer]

Barricade?