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thebatmanta in singularity_rpg

[VOICE]

May 18, 2011 21:54

Can't fraggin' believe this. After all of that, I get "accidentally" 'ported across the universe? For what?!

Might as well start simple. Do we even have any idea what year it is? Star charts, anyone?

depth charge

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[Voice] knight4darkness May 19 2011, 06:19:51 UTC

I doubt it.

[Voice] thebatmanta May 19 2011, 15:17:41 UTC

Then why the slag are you wastin' my time?

[Voice] knight4darkness May 19 2011, 21:06:04 UTC

Idiot. If not getting your hopes up is wasting your time, then enjoy what you have while stuck here.

[Voice] thebatmanta May 19 2011, 21:09:00 UTC

What can I say, providing as minimal information as possible is a big fragging waste of my time. Buzz off already.

[audio] double_discs May 19 2011, 06:56:41 UTC

Negative. Requested data is inaccessible.

[audio] thebatmanta May 19 2011, 15:17:03 UTC

Well, aren't you just an abundance of help.

[audio] double_discs May 19 2011, 18:38:36 UTC

Haven't asked the right questions.

[audio] thebatmanta May 19 2011, 21:09:38 UTC

Because being as vague as the Pit is going to get me on the right track.

What can you tell me?

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notsoloyal May 19 2011, 13:11:09 UTC

Does the year even matter?

thebatmanta May 19 2011, 15:16:23 UTC

If it didn't fraggin' matter, I wouldn't be askin'.

notsoloyal May 19 2011, 17:32:24 UTC

I truly doubt it matters here. You are stuck here, congratulations you will not be leaving by choice, and any attempts to leave will likely result in your death. Death is admittedly quite short, and you will come back through one of the teleporters.

thebatmanta May 19 2011, 21:10:23 UTC

You might wanna explain that death thing, since it doesn't make a whole lotta sense.

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voice; puppetfetishist May 19 2011, 15:54:09 UTC

You are here to enter the great Pie Tournament. You must bake the best pie in existence, or else the homeworld from which you have hailed will be destroyed.

It is the year 2525, and giant bottles of Irish Cream Liquer hold the surface of the planet hostage. All life has retreated elsewhere. If we cannot create the ultimate pie, we'll all die.

Everyone.

So man I hope you're a fuckin good baker.

voice; thebatmanta May 19 2011, 21:10:57 UTC

Well dang, I'll just go get my apron. Thanks for the heads-up.

voice; puppetfetishist May 20 2011, 03:00:18 UTC

Don't forget your rolling pin. Most important part.

voice; thebatmanta May 20 2011, 03:57:37 UTC

I'll keep it in mind.

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thebatmanta May 19 2011, 21:11:33 UTC

First slice of help I've gotten all day. 2011, got it.

Almost my timeline. Almost.

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thebatmanta May 19 2011, 21:14:24 UTC

Means I'm an accidental time-traveler, more or less.

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