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[originaljoe]

[The feed opens to Joe, with his usual backdrop of a castle made of scrapmetal. He STILL can't get over that he lives there.

However he doesn't look that happy right now.]Hey everyone. Now I know we got new people showin' and all that. Also got this little pirate fight shapin' up and if that Connor fella is ta be believed we're stuck in the middle

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[borderbender]

Do I strike you as untrustworthy?

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[originaljoe]

[Well crap. Here he had hoped you had gone into hibernation or something.]

Ya stole everyone's stuff. Don't think I need ta tell ya all the other reasons.

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[borderbender]

[An expression of mock hurt crosses her face.]

I gave it all back, didn't I?

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[originaljoe]

I had ta give ya information for my stuff back. Not exactly givin' it back for free.

[What? A small smile on Joe's face? Never.]

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[borderbender]

Well, it wouldn't make sense to give them up for nothing. Besides, it's not like I asked you about anything embarrassing or anything.

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[originaljoe]

No ya didn't. Bet what ya did ask did have a use for ya though.

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[borderbender]

Why, Joe. You make it sound like all I do is plot nefarious schemes to make your life absolutely miserable.

[Spoilers: She might be.]

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[originaljoe]

For all I know ya are. Feel safer if it wasn't for the fact you're a devil.

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[borderbender]

Prejudice isn't an endearing quality you know.

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[originaljoe]

Well bein' able ta tears those holes in the air ain't exactly attractive either.

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[borderbender]

You talk as if that's my only ability.

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[originaljoe]

[Ok. Joe is scared now.]

One danger at a time.

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[borderbender]

[She actually giggles at that. Oh, Joe. If only you knew.]

So how have you been?

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[originaljoe]

. . . Fine I suppose. Eridan's doin' better and we got another roommate.

[He realizes too late he probably shouldn't have mentioned that last part.]

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[borderbender]

[Too bad she had already been spying on you in the first place!]

The one with the shield, correct? It must make the place feel less empty.

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[originaljoe]

[Joe is just glaring at her now.]

You've been spyin' on me haven't you?!