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singsnobird

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Jun 07, 2008 10:25

This isn't funny, boys. I know I shouldn't have used up all the hot water yesterday, but you don't have to do this to me. I just know Takumi.... Takumi, you and Ren thought this up together, didn't you ( Read more... )

subject: this is a joke right, subject: not funny!, subject: famous reira is famous, person: takumi, person: ren, subject: hospital, subject: trapnest, subject: where the hell am i?

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somes_auditus June 7 2008, 17:33:55 UTC

....I'll enjoy going to look for your corpse later.

singsnobird June 7 2008, 17:35:40 UTC

Hey, man! What is that supposed to mean?

somes_auditus June 7 2008, 17:36:50 UTC

It means that hospital is where pretty people go to die.

I recommend the school house instead. Take it from a veteran.

singsnobird June 7 2008, 17:38:00 UTC

I'm not going to see a doctor there, if that's what you mean. (God, the doctors here must be something awful.) I just need a place to wait until the boys pick me up.

somes_auditus June 7 2008, 17:39:54 UTC

I've been here for a long time, and I've never seen anyone named Takumi or Ren come through here.

I'm not kidding about the "die" part.

singsnobird June 7 2008, 17:41:27 UTC

Maybe they're hiding. I mean, you can't know everybody's name here, right?

... Wait, who's dying? Why is there dying?

somes_auditus June 7 2008, 17:42:59 UTC

Mmm, no, everyone usually announces their presence... and I remember them. I'm courteous like that.

Everyone is dying. We are all dying here, my dear. This place is Death.

singsnobird June 7 2008, 17:46:04 UTC

But maybe they didn't want to draw attention to themselves! I know Ren wouldn't want to... Maybe Takumi would...

... Excuse me, but what?

somes_auditus June 7 2008, 17:48:15 UTC

No, people are generally very panicked when they come here, and feel the need to express how important they are. Me, I set up housekeeping.

Let me see, how can I put this gently....

There is no way to put this gently. You're dead. You're in Purgatory. You sinned. Do enjoy your stay.

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singsnobird June 7 2008, 17:51:11 UTC

I AM NOT DEAD.

somes_auditus June 7 2008, 17:52:54 UTC

No? Then Thylas pulled you from a point in your life because he didn't like the way you were living it. Or something. Point is, you probably angered him.

Like I said - enjoy it, embrace it.

singsnobird June 7 2008, 17:54:27 UTC

But--I've got things to do. A CD to record! I don't even know what I did to make this... Thylas angry.

How can I enjoy this? There's nothing here!

somes_auditus June 7 2008, 17:56:41 UTC

Mmm... You're one of those, I see... I know I'm going to get some enjoyment out of telling you that this computer doesn't run on electricity... because there is no electricity. Your hair-dryer, straightener, curlers, even your bathtub? Yes, they don't work here.

By the way, you're pregnant, as well.

singsnobird June 7 2008, 17:58:36 UTC

... So how am I going to keep clean? I don't use a straightener, but I need a bathtub!

You're kidding.

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