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I've decided to make a picture story of today's events:
Colleen took the bus over my house, and at 2:45 Melissa showed up. We decided that our asses:
(mine)
(colleen's)
(and melissa's) needed a little work out. So we trecked through the woods.
This is where it all began. After walking for fifteen minutes we needed a break. So Colleen and I sat on this random chair in the woods.
Unfortunately, she got me so incredibly horny that my bulging boner appeared.
That was wicked embarassing.
I eventually fixed it. Melissa called me over to the couch
pretending she wanted to get into my pants (because you all know how horny I was), but instead she just pushed me off.
I dirtied my hands. :( But Colleen was still a little aroused, so she showed us her boobs.
I had to give her 2 bucks. We decided to keep moving. Melissa made us her slaves.
middlefingercore. We had to walk for miles on end.
. You don't even know how tired we were. But, we got Melissa to do some shrooms
. She passed out and we got our revenge!
No more slave master. To celebrate, Colleen and I toked up
. The pipe was a little long, but we managed. I thought I was Superman
(it was really good weed). And then Colleen and I watched TV.
Nothing good was on, so we left. Colleen got me to take the left over shrooms from Melissa.
. Unfortunately for her, I halluscinated that she was a witch and were back in 1600 Puritan New England.
. And then disposed of both the bodies
(Colleen's and Melissa's). It was all just a dream I came to realize, and Colleen and Melissa were never really dead. We walked some more through the woods
and this led to the water tower that we never knew was there
. Then a car came and told us to leave. We then forgot what road to take back
, but we recognized Colleen's house
, so we took that road. We road bikes
, and eventually came out to a very familiar neighborhood. We decided to go to Tom's house, but on our way there we saw some random sophomore rollerblading,
but he wasn't too friendly. Then we made it to Tom's!
We were going to bake him a cake for his birthday, but I didn't have enough eggs. But we had to go home. Melissa got so excited by Tom's pressence that she pissed herself.
Actually, she just ran through his sprinkler. Our walk home was filled with animals! A snake almost attacked us
, and a squirrel got ran over and his heart went flying across the road.
. Then we decided to go to Dunkin Donuts. Colleen enjoyed her muffin
, but Melissa was really pissing me off so I ripped her a new asshole
. Then we went back to my house, and that was basically my day.
I got my book, "Hot Water Music," by Bukowski. I read the first page in the car. It's going to be an awesome book.