Jan 21, 2007 20:33
i received the best text message that anyone could ever get...from my bro.
however, it is funnier if you know my brother.
"if you were really my sister, you'd be drunk like me right now"
also. a conversation i had via text with my friend alan.
me: "all right dude. sounds killer"
alan: "o.j. simspon?"
me: "wayne gacy wants to be the clown at your kid's bday party"
alan: "he said he was booked. gotta go hitler wants me to take a shower."
me: "yeah i gotta go too... i have to get ready for my date with ted bundy"
alan: "if he invites you back to his place... don't say no!"
me: "oh i already made that mistake with the nightstalker.. i won't do it twice."
well. i will see him in hell?
bye.