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[So. This place she’s woken up in doesn’t seem to quite fit the description given to her by her boss, but hey. What’s a girl to do, right? Vorpal pulls herself out of bed and looks around the room -- okay. Those photos are kinda weird, what with her and some dude with a couple of little kids. And -- wait a second. Why does her chest feel all tight and like she’s going to..? She gasps loudly, sucking in a large breath of air.]
OH MY GAWD AH HAVE TA BREATHE? My chest is risin’ and fallin’ and this ain’t normal are you fuckin’ SHITTIN’ me?!
And… Ah, gawd, what is with this dress? Ain’t wearin’ no poofy skirt and WHERE IS MY GUITAR?
[She takes a moment to take a calming breath and figure out how to regulate her breathing a little bit because she hasn’t had to do that in a couple of years. The one thing Vorpal is neglecting to mention is that she’s also missing both of her guns, but hey. The general populace doesn’t need to know that little detail, now does it?]
Okay. Awright. So this obviously ain’t the place Ah’m supposed to be in so could someone please tell me where Ah am? It was three over left from that tower and two down from the place with all the fuckin’ elves, so Ah ain’t seein’ where I went wrong.
C’mon people. Ah got somethin’ real important to git to and Ah ain’t got a whole lot of time to sit around scratchin’ mah balls or anythin’, as nice as playin’ house would be. Aw, the kiddies are kinda cute and who is that dashin’ rogue in the pictures?~
OH MY GAWD AH HAVE TA BREATHE? My chest is risin’ and fallin’ and this ain’t normal are you fuckin’ SHITTIN’ me?!
And… Ah, gawd, what is with this dress? Ain’t wearin’ no poofy skirt and WHERE IS MY GUITAR?
[She takes a moment to take a calming breath and figure out how to regulate her breathing a little bit because she hasn’t had to do that in a couple of years. The one thing Vorpal is neglecting to mention is that she’s also missing both of her guns, but hey. The general populace doesn’t need to know that little detail, now does it?]
Okay. Awright. So this obviously ain’t the place Ah’m supposed to be in so could someone please tell me where Ah am? It was three over left from that tower and two down from the place with all the fuckin’ elves, so Ah ain’t seein’ where I went wrong.
C’mon people. Ah got somethin’ real important to git to and Ah ain’t got a whole lot of time to sit around scratchin’ mah balls or anythin’, as nice as playin’ house would be. Aw, the kiddies are kinda cute and who is that dashin’ rogue in the pictures?~