Oh, you WERE fucking kidding me? Never mind, then.

[singleentendre]

One of my Facebook friends solicited recommendations for non-partisan news sources. A responder actually suggested... (wait for it) GLENN BECK.

I think the Next Big Thing from Apple needs to be a device that allows me to reach into the internets to remotely punch someone right in the cunt.

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[fontosaurus]

GLENN BECK?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow. I mean.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus.

Again, a pro-lifer cites a case for abortion without even realizing.

[singleentendre]

Oh, it gets better. Her rationale was that "he's a libertarian!" (She thought that meant "independent.")

[rminct]

It is fun though to watch Keith Olbermann get all red in the face yelling about him. :D

[singleentendre]

Don't particularly care for Olbermann, either.

Americans don't have views anymore, they have sides. It's sad.

[pervynerd]

were you aware that glenn beck RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990? the internet says so...

http://imgur.com/3qpo5.png

[singleentendre]

What a butthole. No wonder he's always crying.