Let us maul your caretaker. Your caretaker. Let us maul him.
May I reiterate how much I hate people who keep vicious dogs?Ving Rhames' 40-year-old Caretaker Killed by His Dogs
OH HAI, I HAVE DOGS THAT CAN KILL YOU. THEREFOR, I IS A MANLY MAN.
I don't understand why he can't just buy a Porsche like every other guy with a tiny dick. And why couldn't the dogs just maul his Scarface DVD or his fridge full of Cristal instead?
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In other news, that squirrel-haired freak from Arkansas just popped out her 17th crotch dropping.
Commentary from one snarkier than I:
Arkansas mom gives birth to a whole freakin' baseball team. How deeply should you cringe?
OH HAI, I HAVE DOGS THAT CAN KILL YOU. THEREFOR, I IS A MANLY MAN.
I don't understand why he can't just buy a Porsche like every other guy with a tiny dick. And why couldn't the dogs just maul his Scarface DVD or his fridge full of Cristal instead?
...
In other news, that squirrel-haired freak from Arkansas just popped out her 17th crotch dropping.
Commentary from one snarkier than I:
Arkansas mom gives birth to a whole freakin' baseball team. How deeply should you cringe?