i sprained my what!?

[singingwren]

So it turns out that my sternum is sprained. My sternum! Who the fuck EVER in the history of the world sprains their fuckin' sternum? And while we're at, why is there a pointless joint at the bottom of the sternum ANYWAY? Do we USE this joint? Of course not. It exists only for suffering

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[singingwren]

Somehow, just the thought of you holding a magic wand and making my pain go away helps me feel better. Thanks. *hugs back, because she can do it on the internet at least!!!*

[singingwren]

I think I am done being stubborn. Yes, please.

*hugs*

Although I can't help but be reminded of what has to be the funniest commercial I've heard of in a while... barwick said she saw it in Spain and it began with a community of Americans all holding each other's shoulders and sending happy thoughts to Africa. Then it flashed over to Africa and rain miraculously began to fall, flowers bloomed in the desert, enemies stopped fighting, hunger ended, and all of Africa was healed...

And then it said, "Compassion does nothing. Send us your money."

Haha, BURN!

[singingwren]

*giggles* Thanks. I FEEL like I'm getting fat because I've not exercised in so long, but I suppose there are worse things that a round butt and hard abs. XD *actually DOES hear a firetruck go by right now*

I think I'ma make Barwick take me to PSA; still not sure if I'm brave enough yet.

[smithing_chick]

Youch!

*gentle hugs*

[angelofastheny]

Your sternum is a bone. How do you sprain a bone?

[singingwren]

It's got a STUPID left-over-from-evolution joint at the bottom of it and some catrilaginous goodness. WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

[angelofastheny]

Your manubrium then, I think. Manubrium, gladiolus, and something else make up your sternum. :)