i love Paramore
I LOVE hanging out with Susan, but why the hell do we always attract married JAG lawyers here in town? WTF is up with that?? Why am I a married-man magnet? And moreover, why am I a lawyer magnet? How the fuck does that work? And why can't I find a decent single JAG lawyer who may or may not cheat on me or lie to me about whether or not he cheated on me with a mutual friend's best friend who isn't even slightly, his type?
Just wondering.