I was in Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf earlier tonight & I spilled my chai on myself (well, most of it landed on the table).
Then as I went to get napkins I slipped where the barista had just been mopping. Wheee! (I actually said that.)
I have all the grace of a pygmy goat.
I did karaoke tonight. Simultaneously rocked the house & gave the bar a history lesson w/ Boney M's Rasputin.
I also rocked it Tractors style on Baby Likes to Rock it like a Boogie Woogie Choo-Choo Train, but Rasputin was the best.
Can't believe I've never thought to look for that before. It was awesome.
I must now attend to an infected paper cut on my right middle finger before I get
gangrene.
*HUGS*