UK 007: Lisence to Kilt... "The name's Davidson. Jimmie Davidson."

[singingmollusk]

sourced from the BBC World News Online :: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/6234290.stm

Sporran wearers may need licenceKilt wearers could face prosecution if they do not have a licence for their sporran under new legislation which has been introduced

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[kilo_foxtrot]

"In other news, a wave of toupee-thievery has struck the Scottish Parliament. Bald-headed MSPs were seen red-faced as they passed jeering locals this morning, in stark contrast to their pasty white domes."