[this makes me giggle]
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I set cholebaby's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I pulled over and changed notsoshyloh's flat tire (15 points). Yesterday I helped uga_legs see the light (8 points). In February I pushed furiousangel101 in the mud (-17 points). Last week I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-440 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
singingcheers