Serendipity at the spa
I'm a massage therapist at a spa in Ft Worth and we do couples massage there. That's where two people can get massages in the same room at the same time.
So, yesterday I was in a couples massage with a married couple. The woman looked very familiar to me. I figured I had worked on her before and that's how I knew her.
Me: I've worked on you before, haven't I?
Her: Yeah, I think maybe you have, but I haven't been here in about a year.
Me: No, I haven't worked here that long. But you look very familiar.
For the next 20 minutes or so I'm racking my brain trying to figure out where I know her from because she looks really, really familiar, you know? I hear her husband talk to the other therapist about being a police officer. Then the light bulb!
Me: Where do you work?
Her: In Dallas.
Me: Are you a police officer too?
Her: Yeah
Me: You pulled me over last week.
Her: No way!
Me: Yep, on such and such road.
Her: Did I give you a ticket?
Me: Yes, you did.
Her: Oh my god. I am so embarrassed. Oh, I remember you now. I gave you the ticket for such and such (can't remember what it's called)
Me: Yep, that's me.
Her: Just plead not guilty and go to court. I won't show up. There's no way I'm going to court on a ticket of someone who's seen me naked.
Me: Cool
At this point her husband and the other therapist are laughing their asses off.
What do you think of that? Really weird, huh?
So, yesterday I was in a couples massage with a married couple. The woman looked very familiar to me. I figured I had worked on her before and that's how I knew her.
Me: I've worked on you before, haven't I?
Her: Yeah, I think maybe you have, but I haven't been here in about a year.
Me: No, I haven't worked here that long. But you look very familiar.
For the next 20 minutes or so I'm racking my brain trying to figure out where I know her from because she looks really, really familiar, you know? I hear her husband talk to the other therapist about being a police officer. Then the light bulb!
Me: Where do you work?
Her: In Dallas.
Me: Are you a police officer too?
Her: Yeah
Me: You pulled me over last week.
Her: No way!
Me: Yep, on such and such road.
Her: Did I give you a ticket?
Me: Yes, you did.
Her: Oh my god. I am so embarrassed. Oh, I remember you now. I gave you the ticket for such and such (can't remember what it's called)
Me: Yep, that's me.
Her: Just plead not guilty and go to court. I won't show up. There's no way I'm going to court on a ticket of someone who's seen me naked.
Me: Cool
At this point her husband and the other therapist are laughing their asses off.
What do you think of that? Really weird, huh?