It makes me want to...
Argh! It makes me want to punch and stab people! I go on Iconator looking for a decent love avatar, and all I see is Twilight crap! I hate that book! Before it got its whole cult growing around it, I read it. I thought it SUCKED! And now all anyone can think about is that idiotic Bella and her oh so lovely Edward and Jacob. I can't stand it anymore! I want to sew the mouth shut of the next person who talks about any of them! Why can't anyone do anything about love besides those three?
I realize that I'm probably going to get comments antagonizing me for my supreme hatred of the book, but too goddamn bad! I was indifferent to the books until they started their huge cult. Now whenever someone says that I should read the books and I tell them that I read the first one, and it I thought is sucked, they reply along these lines: "OMG! How can you not like these books?! Are you insane? They're the best ever!" The worst part is, my mom and sister are fans too. Someone shoot me, please!
In conclusion:
I HATE EDWARD, BELLA, JACOB, AND THEIR GOD DAMNED PLOT LINES! TWILIGHT, ECLIPSE, AND NEW MOON CAN ALL GO THROUGH PAPER SHREDDERS FOR ALL I CARE! IN FACT, IT WOULD GIVE ME GREAT JOY!
I realize that I'm probably going to get comments antagonizing me for my supreme hatred of the book, but too goddamn bad! I was indifferent to the books until they started their huge cult. Now whenever someone says that I should read the books and I tell them that I read the first one, and it I thought is sucked, they reply along these lines: "OMG! How can you not like these books?! Are you insane? They're the best ever!" The worst part is, my mom and sister are fans too. Someone shoot me, please!
In conclusion:
I HATE EDWARD, BELLA, JACOB, AND THEIR GOD DAMNED PLOT LINES! TWILIGHT, ECLIPSE, AND NEW MOON CAN ALL GO THROUGH PAPER SHREDDERS FOR ALL I CARE! IN FACT, IT WOULD GIVE ME GREAT JOY!