OH MYLANTA!!!

[singer_s_lament]

Libi tries, in the name of all that is holy, to wash her brain out with bleach. and repeatedly bangs her head on her desk.

What - in Zeus's lightning bolt - made you decide to even answer the phone!?!?!

It is no less embarrassing at the ripe old age of fortysomething than it is as a teenager to discover you have interrupted your parent midcoitus.