May I present the most awesomest Valentine boingy heart headband known to DemonDog-kind?
Fetching, no?
Some of us handle it better than others...
OMG - wtf is going on!? I swear I'll never pee in the flowerpot again!
Of course, it's difficult to top the gut wrenching guffaws he elicited when he took off like a terrified, tortured dog bat out of hell out the back door, boingy hearts still a-boinging all the way across the yard. You'll just have to take my word that it was worth every one of those 103 pennies.