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so i was watching "cops" on tv
this asian cop joins some other officers in a back yard where theres this guy who had been eating valiums all day, and fucking trashed, standing with his back against a fence, half a bottle in one hand, and a knife in the other, which he kept holding to his heart and throat, threatening to kill himself.
then one of the officers and the drunk guy have a convo...
Drunk Guy : "Make a run for it, by the time you get here the knife will be in my chest and your mission will be fulfilled."
Officer : "I'm Officer Campbell."
Drunk Guy : "Officer Campbell? Do you make soup?"
Officer : "No, I don't make soup."
Drunk Guy : Go back to making soup."
i swear i almost pissed my pants when he said that
alright im goin to bed
this asian cop joins some other officers in a back yard where theres this guy who had been eating valiums all day, and fucking trashed, standing with his back against a fence, half a bottle in one hand, and a knife in the other, which he kept holding to his heart and throat, threatening to kill himself.
then one of the officers and the drunk guy have a convo...
Drunk Guy : "Make a run for it, by the time you get here the knife will be in my chest and your mission will be fulfilled."
Officer : "I'm Officer Campbell."
Drunk Guy : "Officer Campbell? Do you make soup?"
Officer : "No, I don't make soup."
Drunk Guy : Go back to making soup."
i swear i almost pissed my pants when he said that
alright im goin to bed