and another one..

Jan 14, 2009 12:50

Horde Of Orange Monsters Exits Local Tanning Salon

January 12, 2009 | Issue 45•03

HOBOKEN, NJ-
Terrifying every innocent bystanders in its wake, a menagerie of hideously hued orange beasts burst from the Hollywood Tans on Washington Street Tuesday and marched aimlessly through the downtown area in a macabre parade of unspeakable grotesquerie. "The horror!" local resident Julie Hollingsworth said as she stood frozen, blinded by the glare of the creatures' luminous white teeth. "My eyes! My eyes are besieged! What evil forces have entered these unearthly sacks of blistered leather and made them dance so revoltingly?" According to traumatized witnesses, the monsters communicated with one another in a series of high-pitched, unrecognizable shrieks, possibly calling for the doom of all mankind or perhaps asking for the location of the nearest Pinkberry.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/horde_of_orange_monsters
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