Matthew's adventure

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Matthew was sitting backwards on the pew during sacrament meeting, and fell off, lined up just right to smash his head into the leg of the pew in front of us.  Anthony ran out with him before he could get a scream out, and then realized his nice white shirt was collecting drops of Matthew's blood.  We checked out early, so Anthony could take Matthew to the pediatrician.  Well, we walked to church that day, so our bishops wife gave us all a ride home.  Anthony and Matthew hopped in the van, only to go a few feet before realizing we had a flat tire!  After switching for the car, the story ends with two staples in Matthew's head, holding his gash together.

Tough kid.  He gets them out in a week.  Fun, huh?