Someone has got some explaining to do.

[sinful_melodies]

The items in question that were stolen were abso-fucking-lutely important to me, and the little ass-fucks responsible better be shaking in their boots.  Once I get my hands on them, I swear I'm going to do things that would make Jashin swell with pride.

I’m so mad that I could beat someone over the head with my own guitar!

….And  Jashin forbid it’

Comments

[constant_rhythm]

(sighs) Hidan, must you swear so much? It's very unbecoming.

I didn't touch you silly collection. Why anyone would want to is beyond me. Are you sure you checked everywhere? Or did you simply take a quick look and instantly blamed someone else for your loss? You always tend to jump to conclusions.

Stop being so dramatic, your hair will start to fall out.

[sinful_melodies]

Shut up you stupid red-haired prick!

My collection could only be in one place you ass! You've seen the damned display case!

..... That's just a fucking myth....

[constant_rhythm]

I will only shut up once you do the same.

Well then, maybe Tobi or Deidara stole it. Stop making such a fuss and go and ask one of them. Without maiming or otherwise causing damage for them (they are essential to the band)

Just a myth? Hn, then why is your hair looking thinner and thinner each day?

[sinful_melodies]

That's it! I'm making one of you to use in my next fucking ritual.

..... I wouldn't put it past Tobi or Deidara to pull a stunt like that...... Aw, Sasori-san where's the fun in revenge if you can't send them to the hospital in critical condition?

......What.....

[constant_rhythm]

Please do so, it would be entertaining. (smirk)

I wouldn't put it past them either.

(small smile) Yes, look in the mirror.

[sinful_melodies]

........ **in shock**........

[sinful_melodies]

You god-damned heathen PRICK! You fucking lied to me!! My Hair is fine

[constant_rhythm]

Oh, what do you know, it all grew back. Congradulations.

[sinful_melodies]

You. Fucking. Prick.

I swear to Jashin once I get my collection back.... (lets threat hang)

[constant_rhythm]

(dramatic, drawn out sigh)

How many times do I have to tell you: I. Didn't. Steal. Your. Stupid. Fucking. Piece-of-shit. Collection.

Go harass Deidara.

[sinful_melodies]

I never said that you stole it you fucking heathen!

I can make one of you just 'cause I fucking feel like it and 'cause I wish to cause you pain and suffering, for the sake of Jashin and revenge....but that's besides the point

And you really need to pull out that pointy stick that's up your ass.

[constant_rhythm]

Well then, you can stop bothering me.

Make one of me? You mean you don't already have one?

Sorry, but I quite like that stick right where it is. If you want to move it, you can come and do it yourself.

[sinful_melodies]

Ah, but your the one whom keeps replying, prick. by the way do we have a photo shoot scheduled with Itachi-san's cousin or not?

Maybe......maybe not....

...I didn't know you swung that way, prick.

[constant_rhythm]

I do not know. If you want one so badly, talk to Shisui-san yourself. Make sure you ask him to get my drumsticks as well.

I don't swing any way unless you push me, shitface. I don't very much enjoy swings, like Deidara.

[sinful_melodies]

Che. Why's it up to me to do everything. Why don't you go talk to Pein or Konan about it?

...then again...I haven't seen any of the other band members for awhile.

....You expect me to believe you after a comment like that?

[constant_rhythm]

Because I told you to.

No, they seem to have gone missing. Even Deidara has disappeared.

I don't expect you to do anything, seeing as how you are incompetent,. And probably most likely impotent too.