Those who don't know why? All you get is a letter to Santa, because I'm a crab, and God-damn it for a change, I'm stayin' in my shell, bitches.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I helped
princodark see the light (8 points). In August I bought porn for
englandmissesme (-10 points). In January I donated bone marrow to
jeditke in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I gave
the_zoestopper a kidney (1000 points). In April I pulled
princodarknss's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1293 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
SinfonianKnight