I could write for hours. Those who know why, know why...

Dec 07, 2005 03:30

Those who don't know why? All you get is a letter to Santa, because I'm a crab, and God-damn it for a change, I'm stayin' in my shell, bitches.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I helped princodark see the light (8 points). In August I bought porn for englandmissesme (-10 points). In January I donated bone marrow to jeditke in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March I gave the_zoestopper a kidney (1000 points). In April I pulled princodarknss's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1293 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
SinfonianKnight

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