CPAC staffer #1: Our last stage design looked like a white supremacist symbol! We still haven't lived it down! What can we do to make people forget about it?
CPAC staffer #2: ...well, we can make it look like a giant dick....
CPAC staffer #1: ....
CPAC staffer #2: It was a joke. I'm joking.
Later, at CPAC --