This evening
Song: So, were you able to fix the towel rack?
Me: No, sadly. New hardware would be needed.
Song: Really?
Me: Actually, you know what it really needs?
Song: What?
Me: Caulk. Turns out you can actually fix somethings by sticking caulk in them. See, the problem was that there's no wood. We need to screw it, but there was no wood. So we need to use caulk.
Yeah, I'm 12.
Me: No, sadly. New hardware would be needed.
Song: Really?
Me: Actually, you know what it really needs?
Song: What?
Me: Caulk. Turns out you can actually fix somethings by sticking caulk in them. See, the problem was that there's no wood. We need to screw it, but there was no wood. So we need to use caulk.
Yeah, I'm 12.