kinda late, but here goes...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for lighthawkdragon (-10 points). In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I stole graywolf769's purse (-30 points). Last Friday I gave kelshin a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-752 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sindarian_runie