The Quotable Teenager
"I totally messed up that test. Atkinson hates me now. He won't look at me the same way anymore. I'm like a leper- he won't touch me." Pause. "Ah, not that I want him to touch me."
-Wei Wern Ooi, lamenting his math test
*swoon*
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*faint*
-Crystal Huang, upon reading the above quote
[pushes all thoughts of Wei Wern/Mr. Atkinson slash out of her head] No. The Fan Club does not do fanfiction.
"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain."
-Algernon in The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
Alas, I wish Oscar Wilde was still alive so that I could make mad love to him for being OHMYGOD such a genius.
"Some couples use codewords for sex. The word sex may have negative or painful connotations. For example you might say, 'It's a really clear and sunny day today. Let's go...' and she'll say 'Sailing?' If sailing is your code word, then a full course meal could be a 'cruise'."
-Mars and Venus in the Bedroom
"Oh my god we have pornographic literature in our house!!!" [laughter] "I'm so going to read this."
-Fahad, upon finding the book, and reading exactly when you should touch a woman between her legs.
I'm not sure how that book ended up in our house. My mom probably got it from some used book fair when she got the other assorted Mars and Venus books. I doubt she's read it- too prudish. And now he's found The Convenient Marriage by Georgette Heyer. Ah Regency Romances. Of superior quality to Mills & Boons, of which I have not managed to read more than two pages before puking. I've actually read two Georgette Heyers on my mother's recommendation, but she overuses the exact same plot. Hehehehe.
-Wei Wern Ooi, lamenting his math test
*swoon*
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.
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.
*faint*
-Crystal Huang, upon reading the above quote
[pushes all thoughts of Wei Wern/Mr. Atkinson slash out of her head] No. The Fan Club does not do fanfiction.
"The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain."
-Algernon in The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
Alas, I wish Oscar Wilde was still alive so that I could make mad love to him for being OHMYGOD such a genius.
"Some couples use codewords for sex. The word sex may have negative or painful connotations. For example you might say, 'It's a really clear and sunny day today. Let's go...' and she'll say 'Sailing?' If sailing is your code word, then a full course meal could be a 'cruise'."
-Mars and Venus in the Bedroom
"Oh my god we have pornographic literature in our house!!!" [laughter] "I'm so going to read this."
-Fahad, upon finding the book, and reading exactly when you should touch a woman between her legs.
I'm not sure how that book ended up in our house. My mom probably got it from some used book fair when she got the other assorted Mars and Venus books. I doubt she's read it- too prudish. And now he's found The Convenient Marriage by Georgette Heyer. Ah Regency Romances. Of superior quality to Mills & Boons, of which I have not managed to read more than two pages before puking. I've actually read two Georgette Heyers on my mother's recommendation, but she overuses the exact same plot. Hehehehe.