Emasculated
About a year ago, Adam was pretty adamant about not shaving. (I'm so unintentionally witty). His sister and I were complaining about his lack of sense:
Sharmin: i should have adopted a more lysistrata-like approach
Sharmin: i think i threatened to stop kissing him but never followed through
Hannah: ah ah tmi
Sharmin : SORRY
Hannah: my brother and i are like bill clinton and the military
Hannah: the gay military
Later, she pointed out:
Hannah: i just like to think of adam as a sexless object
Hannah: gender-neutral, if you will
Sharmin : hahahah
Hannah: i mean sure he plays "sports" but not manly sports
Sharmin : its true!
(He fences, plays golf and tennis, and likes to bike far away on his road bike. But not with no handlebars.)
Sharmin: i should have adopted a more lysistrata-like approach
Sharmin: i think i threatened to stop kissing him but never followed through
Hannah: ah ah tmi
Sharmin : SORRY
Hannah: my brother and i are like bill clinton and the military
Hannah: the gay military
Later, she pointed out:
Hannah: i just like to think of adam as a sexless object
Hannah: gender-neutral, if you will
Sharmin : hahahah
Hannah: i mean sure he plays "sports" but not manly sports
Sharmin : its true!
(He fences, plays golf and tennis, and likes to bike far away on his road bike. But not with no handlebars.)