Pintadas en un Café
Acabo de volver de Edimburgo. He estado dos dias, en un viaje organizado por la compañia "Don't be a tourist". Nos ha costado solo 46 libras! Hemos visto los principales monumentos, hoy hemos trepado hasta la cima de Arthur's Seat, con buenas vistas de la ciudad y un viento impresionante... Anoche cenamos en el Elephant House Cafe, que es donde la Rowling escribio empezo a escribir el primer libro de la saga de Harry Potter. A mi el asunto ese no me emocionaba en absoluto pero me llamo la atencion que la pared del cubiculo del vater de los aseos masculinos estaba cubierta de pintadas. Y como supongo yo que Laura no habra estado en los aseos masculinos de ese cafe (ni siquiera se si estuvo en el cafe, pero me suena que estuvo en Edimburgo)... pues anoto aqui algunas pintadas, transcritas literalmente, por si le hace gracia leerlo. Y no solo a ella. Esto va dedicado a la gente que se aburre:
"Did JK Rowling write Harry Potter in this cubicle? Cause he's shite an' all"
"HAGRID WAS HERE!"
"HARRY POTTER WAS MY IDEA... BITCH"
"UNA POLLA"
"(B)END LONDON COLONIALISM!"
"(And let's do it by writing on bathroom walls)
(After the pubs close)-(AND YOUR BRAIN HAS SHUT DOWN)
Let's end stupidity, bigotry (hear hear), racism, sexism, homophobia, ability based discrimination and religious intolerance first you absolute wanker (WHATS WRONG WITH WANKERS?) Gran the fuck up--(SO COLONIALISM IS OK?)"
"Yeah! And lets all calm down too."
"exterminate all humanity!"
"C'est la guerre"
"I shouldn't have ordered that tikka chiken baked potato. Rubbish!"
"NON, MERCI!!"
"VIVE LES BLEUS"
"There once was a lad named timothy tin
who woke up one morning and had grown a fin"
"PEACE!"
"(NO CHANCE OF) Peace"
"yeah right"
"JUST A 20th CENTURY EUROPEAN COLONY... IN THE 21st CENTURY"
"What's differences united by trust?--after symbological when both are a common digestive"
"clever BS... try saying this shit if you have to live there..."
"POLISH OUT FROM SCOTLAND"
"TONY BLAIR BASTARD"
"I AM DENIED"
"JOLO WAZ ERE"
"Geoff was here"
"SAVE THE PANDAS"
"PANDAS ARE EVOLUTIONARY RETARDS. THEY ARE MEANT TO DIE."
"It's like we're not made for this world... But I really wouldn't wanna meet someone who was"
"ABSOLUTELY!"
"Señores!! Los pintores."
"911 Was An Inside Job"
"Sa Wang Jin & Lee Hyun too"
"AN WU FLUNG DONG!"
"DO NOT PAY CONCIL TAX" --"U- lol"
"If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem"--"OR A DUCK"
"DESTROY THE SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT. SCOTS ARE NOT FIT TO HOLD PUBLIC OFFICE"
-"That's why we run the UK!!!"
-YEAH, AND THE ENGLISH ARE FUCKING FANTASTIC AT IT... WHAT A TWAT"
-"YOUR MA WASN'T FIT TO HAVE CHILDREN ARSEHOLE"
-"MORON"
"ARE WE IN WARSAW? FEELS LIKE IT"
"THIS PLACE IS MUCH WORSE THAN WARSAW MAN"
"One would think by all this wit
that Shakespeare's ghost
came here to shit"
"A chuparla"
"INDIE BOYS, ALWAYS ON THE RUN"
"CLAN AN DRUMMOND"
"AN GHAEILGE!"
"Your pride is shit in the mouths of the hungry 8/22/07"
"Your only enemy is your own intolerance 26/9/07"--"BOLLOCKS"
"Pepl that write on this wall are wankers... So am I... ...Fuck"
"Did JK Rowling write Harry Potter in this cubicle? Cause he's shite an' all"
"HAGRID WAS HERE!"
"HARRY POTTER WAS MY IDEA... BITCH"
"UNA POLLA"
"(B)END LONDON COLONIALISM!"
"(And let's do it by writing on bathroom walls)
(After the pubs close)-(AND YOUR BRAIN HAS SHUT DOWN)
Let's end stupidity, bigotry (hear hear), racism, sexism, homophobia, ability based discrimination and religious intolerance first you absolute wanker (WHATS WRONG WITH WANKERS?) Gran the fuck up--(SO COLONIALISM IS OK?)"
"Yeah! And lets all calm down too."
"exterminate all humanity!"
"C'est la guerre"
"I shouldn't have ordered that tikka chiken baked potato. Rubbish!"
"NON, MERCI!!"
"VIVE LES BLEUS"
"There once was a lad named timothy tin
who woke up one morning and had grown a fin"
"PEACE!"
"(NO CHANCE OF) Peace"
"yeah right"
"JUST A 20th CENTURY EUROPEAN COLONY... IN THE 21st CENTURY"
"What's differences united by trust?--after symbological when both are a common digestive"
"clever BS... try saying this shit if you have to live there..."
"POLISH OUT FROM SCOTLAND"
"TONY BLAIR BASTARD"
"I AM DENIED"
"JOLO WAZ ERE"
"Geoff was here"
"SAVE THE PANDAS"
"PANDAS ARE EVOLUTIONARY RETARDS. THEY ARE MEANT TO DIE."
"It's like we're not made for this world... But I really wouldn't wanna meet someone who was"
"ABSOLUTELY!"
"Señores!! Los pintores."
"911 Was An Inside Job"
"Sa Wang Jin & Lee Hyun too"
"AN WU FLUNG DONG!"
"DO NOT PAY CONCIL TAX" --"U- lol"
"If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem"--"OR A DUCK"
"DESTROY THE SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT. SCOTS ARE NOT FIT TO HOLD PUBLIC OFFICE"
-"That's why we run the UK!!!"
-YEAH, AND THE ENGLISH ARE FUCKING FANTASTIC AT IT... WHAT A TWAT"
-"YOUR MA WASN'T FIT TO HAVE CHILDREN ARSEHOLE"
-"MORON"
"ARE WE IN WARSAW? FEELS LIKE IT"
"THIS PLACE IS MUCH WORSE THAN WARSAW MAN"
"One would think by all this wit
that Shakespeare's ghost
came here to shit"
"A chuparla"
"INDIE BOYS, ALWAYS ON THE RUN"
"CLAN AN DRUMMOND"
"AN GHAEILGE!"
"Your pride is shit in the mouths of the hungry 8/22/07"
"Your only enemy is your own intolerance 26/9/07"--"BOLLOCKS"
"Pepl that write on this wall are wankers... So am I... ...Fuck"