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[sinceileftyou_]

Today as I was walking into Schenley, I watched Old Man Schenley unzip his pants and begin to pee on the bushes. I was about to say something when his nurse came running out and in her islands accent shouted, "EDD-DEE. EDD-DEE. DO NOT MAKAH THE PEE PEE OUTSIDE. DO NOT MAKAH THE PEE PEE DARE. YOU HAVE A BATHROOM UP DEE STAIRS. EDD-DEE. NO NO NO."

I will miss the Schenley more than you will ever be able to understand.