fried chicken and dumb people
Can i hear a WHAT WHAT?
I think thats what the song says,.... So right now im sitting in this really cool chair that cost me like 16 bucks at walmart. its one of those chairs that collapse inward. you know? YES i do because im sitting in it. Oh and im also drinking Iced Tea. I cant get enough of ice tea. Its like water to me this stuff. Its good i dont know why people dont drink more iced tea. I guess its just not everyones cup of TEA. I drank a glass of soda today and was left completly unsatisfied. so then half way through my glass of Soda i remembered that we had vanilla ICE CREAM. SOOOO i added some Vanila ice cream to my soda and made myself a FLOAT. Then i was left with a satisfied sweet tooth. but my thurst was still asking for something. SO i went to the kitchen and got myself a glass of ice tea. Right now i am out and will go refill my glass, as a matter of fact i will refil 2 glasses so that i can have the next ready for me to drink. that way there is less getting up for tea. if i had 3 hands you can be sure that i would bring me back 3 glasses of ice tea. I think that when im older and am able to afford more luxury i will make my own blend of ice tea. And when people come to my house and drink my tea they will want to know what brand it is and i will just tell them that i make my own blend,... Life for example Lipton is a blend of : Orange Pekoe and Pekoe cut black tea. I guess that would be the basic ingridents, but you can add stuff like mint and stuff like that to give it an extra little taste. Or i can just find a already made blend that i like. humm? I guess that me making my blend will be much better.
Lets see what else....
When I get old i want to plant me some strawberries and grapes. With the grapes i can make wine and also eat them and i can do the same with the strawberries. But i think those are better if eaten and then the extra frozen. That would be cool I also want to have an awsome out door kitchen with a build in grill and everything. and a roaster and a smoker. Yup I could prolly make some awsome brisket if i had a smoker. i prolly wont need the roaster,... because i could just roast in the oven. the smoker will be good. Oh and i remember that the latest craz last thanks giving was deep frying their turkey. There were alot of accidents due to this. People that didnt know got extremly hurt. Its crazy,...So im guessing people would be sitting in front of their televisons sets early november and they would find their ways to the food network channel. they would watch these specials that showed you the new way to cook your trukey and they would bee all like YEAH i will do that. then they would go out to lowes and buy themselfs those outdoor deepfyers and come thanksgiving the would go out and get their oil to like 300 degrees. and then go out and TAKE THE TURKEY OUT OF THE FREEZER????? and kinnda just slid it into the sun hot oil. What did they expect eh? I will tell you what they got, prolly an explosion of oil in their face. I wonder what they were thinking while at the emergency room Oh that Lagasi, he sure got me,....:::while shaking his fist with a big smile,the camera draws back and the screen fades into a circle in the middle of the screen and then you hears some funky funny music:::
okay then i said it
I think thats what the song says,.... So right now im sitting in this really cool chair that cost me like 16 bucks at walmart. its one of those chairs that collapse inward. you know? YES i do because im sitting in it. Oh and im also drinking Iced Tea. I cant get enough of ice tea. Its like water to me this stuff. Its good i dont know why people dont drink more iced tea. I guess its just not everyones cup of TEA. I drank a glass of soda today and was left completly unsatisfied. so then half way through my glass of Soda i remembered that we had vanilla ICE CREAM. SOOOO i added some Vanila ice cream to my soda and made myself a FLOAT. Then i was left with a satisfied sweet tooth. but my thurst was still asking for something. SO i went to the kitchen and got myself a glass of ice tea. Right now i am out and will go refill my glass, as a matter of fact i will refil 2 glasses so that i can have the next ready for me to drink. that way there is less getting up for tea. if i had 3 hands you can be sure that i would bring me back 3 glasses of ice tea. I think that when im older and am able to afford more luxury i will make my own blend of ice tea. And when people come to my house and drink my tea they will want to know what brand it is and i will just tell them that i make my own blend,... Life for example Lipton is a blend of : Orange Pekoe and Pekoe cut black tea. I guess that would be the basic ingridents, but you can add stuff like mint and stuff like that to give it an extra little taste. Or i can just find a already made blend that i like. humm? I guess that me making my blend will be much better.
Lets see what else....
When I get old i want to plant me some strawberries and grapes. With the grapes i can make wine and also eat them and i can do the same with the strawberries. But i think those are better if eaten and then the extra frozen. That would be cool I also want to have an awsome out door kitchen with a build in grill and everything. and a roaster and a smoker. Yup I could prolly make some awsome brisket if i had a smoker. i prolly wont need the roaster,... because i could just roast in the oven. the smoker will be good. Oh and i remember that the latest craz last thanks giving was deep frying their turkey. There were alot of accidents due to this. People that didnt know got extremly hurt. Its crazy,...So im guessing people would be sitting in front of their televisons sets early november and they would find their ways to the food network channel. they would watch these specials that showed you the new way to cook your trukey and they would bee all like YEAH i will do that. then they would go out to lowes and buy themselfs those outdoor deepfyers and come thanksgiving the would go out and get their oil to like 300 degrees. and then go out and TAKE THE TURKEY OUT OF THE FREEZER????? and kinnda just slid it into the sun hot oil. What did they expect eh? I will tell you what they got, prolly an explosion of oil in their face. I wonder what they were thinking while at the emergency room Oh that Lagasi, he sure got me,....:::while shaking his fist with a big smile,the camera draws back and the screen fades into a circle in the middle of the screen and then you hears some funky funny music:::
okay then i said it