AWAKE
HEY, why am I up so darn early? I will tell you why, my mom woke me up to give me a goodnight kiss, yes she did. My entire family left, and now i dont even have the sound of things happening in my house to put me to sleep. I am updating my journal btw. YES this is what I am doing right now. UPDATING AWAY. I dont know what I will do, If i do anything clever, or make a funny motion, no one will laugh at me, I guess i will just sit here or maybe on the coutch or both, and maybe even lay down a bit. This is what i will do, I HAVE A PLAN. I will lay down, sit in front of my computer and also sit in the living room. I am also scared of the people that live in front of me. What if they come over to borrow some sugar or floure. I tell you what i will do if they do.
If someone knocks i will first check if its them, if it is i will walk to the end of my house and run towards the front door, screaming nonsense "yaaakaaaaaraaaakaaa toooo paaaa shaaaa" and run into the door. get back up and do it again until they leave.
I just imagined what i said i was going to do and started laughing.
I think I will also take preventative steps towards no one visiting me. Tomorrow morn i will go outside wearing all black, I will take a broom with me. I will stand in the front yard until i have the attention of at least one person then i will simply mount my broom and start to pretend to flyaround the house. I will even make sound effects "vroomm" I will raise the broom stick up as if i was assending and point the broom stick down as if i was desending. I will also go "whow, and oohhaaa" as if scared or such. Then finaly i will pretend that my broom has gone out of control and i will run into the wall and fall down. I will lay there for a little while get back up break my brrom stick in half and throw it into the drive way and go inside. like 20 mins later i will come back outside and act real sad about my broom stick being broken, I will cry.
I guess the whole point is that i want them to think im magic so they will be scared and not come over.
If someone knocks i will first check if its them, if it is i will walk to the end of my house and run towards the front door, screaming nonsense "yaaakaaaaaraaaakaaa toooo paaaa shaaaa" and run into the door. get back up and do it again until they leave.
I just imagined what i said i was going to do and started laughing.
I think I will also take preventative steps towards no one visiting me. Tomorrow morn i will go outside wearing all black, I will take a broom with me. I will stand in the front yard until i have the attention of at least one person then i will simply mount my broom and start to pretend to flyaround the house. I will even make sound effects "vroomm" I will raise the broom stick up as if i was assending and point the broom stick down as if i was desending. I will also go "whow, and oohhaaa" as if scared or such. Then finaly i will pretend that my broom has gone out of control and i will run into the wall and fall down. I will lay there for a little while get back up break my brrom stick in half and throw it into the drive way and go inside. like 20 mins later i will come back outside and act real sad about my broom stick being broken, I will cry.
I guess the whole point is that i want them to think im magic so they will be scared and not come over.